Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

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Alaska: Texas, what's your type?

Texas: Loner, tall, always around, kinda like batman, great ass-

Alaska: BLOOD TYPE TEXAS!

Texas: Ah...red

Doctor:

Alaska: Let him die doctor

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Colorado: Owww my armkle

Minnesota: You're what

California: His wrist

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Florida: Do you think I'm smart?

New York: Oh is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?

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Louie: Olive oil is made from olives right?

DC: ..yeah

Louie: Then, baby oil-

DC: Please do not finish that sentence

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Pennsylvania: Maryland has been working out alot lately..I wonder what he needs to be so strong for

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Maryland, thinking to himself: I'm gonna be so good at hugging

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Utah: The kids haven't eaten their sandwiches

Illythia: Ok just throw them out then

*later*

Utah, helping the kids pack their suitcases: Look, I'm just as suprised as you are

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Pennsylvania: I told you to stop doing that with knives

Massachusetts with knives taped to his hands: But Wolverine has-

Pennsylvania: I said stop

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Louie: It's ok Sha, I have a plan

Louie: *takes out flame thrower*

DC: Ok plan B

Florida: *pulls out chainsaw*

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Tennessee: Y'know, for hating Oklahoma, you sure do love to talk about him

Texas: What? No I don't

Tennessee: Say his name

Texas: Oklahoma

Tennessee: Now say it without smiling

Texas: Oklahom- wait. Oklah- no, wait, seriously, Ok- STOP looking at me like that!

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Louie: Where's the bandages?

Florida: Just use ductape it's fine

DC, almost having a heart attack: do nOT

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California: I dunno man the 1930's just weren't very stonks