Louie: *throws frisbee to Florida*
Florida: *catches it*
Louie: Great now throw it back
Florida: *throws it back*
Louie: I meant the frisbee
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DC, severely sleep deprived: Skeletons aren't scary
DC: We're filled with pulsing oozing meat!
States: *horrified silence*
DC: It's the meat that's scary!
DC: The meat!
New York, throwing a pillow at him: Go the fuck to bed
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Texas: Oklahoma stop taking all the fucking food!
Oklahoma: But I like food
Texas: And I like dick but you don't see me taking it everyday
Oklahoma:
Texas:
Texas: shit-
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
