Oh wow look I posted here hopefully I won't ghost it for months again
Warning for some kinda nfsw ones? And drug mention
Cali: Emailing DC at 3am is a personality trait
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Cali: *Wears a thin shirt and flannel in very cold weather that was completely his choice*
Cali: I'm coldddddddddddd
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New York: My brother-
Massachusetts: I hate your brother
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NH: Do you want me to make you a Taser
Vermont: Sure yeah
NH: Good good
PA checking himself out in the background:
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Wyoming: That's it I'm going home
The West, following him: I think you mean we're going home
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Alaska: Be prepared to sacrifice leg room in this ride
Rhode: That's ok I don't have alot of legs
Delaware: Mine are retractable
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Coco: I mean..how would you feel about this I need advice how do I cope well?
Nevada: ..I have a mood disorder I don't think I'll be good for advice here-
Coco: Montana?
Montana:
Montana: Dude I really hate to break it to ya-
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York who is very much taller then him: I love you
Jersey standing on a (tall) chair: I love you too, even though you're short
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Nevada: Look at you
Nevada: Girl bossing
Nevada: Gatekeeping
Nevada: Gaslighting
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Louie: Mais, you think you're toxic? Your boyfriend is a November scorpius
Florida: My dad was a November scorpius and he left me for drugs
Louie: Omg Georgia SC's gonna leave you for drugs
Oregan: pEpTo BiSmAl
Coco: Omg I have drugs *pulls out Tums*
Oregon: What if we snort that
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IDC: God didn't give me a dick cause he knew it would be too big
IDC: If I was a man I'd be a tripod
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Oregon: Why would you let me snort Tums
Coco: Your nose will never have indigestion again
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CDC: You deserve a break
DC: Mmmmmm no I don't think I do
CDC: You've been working your ass off
DC: No I'm pretty sure it's still on
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And now for things that are not my friends
New Mexico: I'm actually genuinely terrified of you sometimes
Nevada: What why
New Mexico: Bro
New Mexico: Remember that time you were crying your eyes out and then I got up to get you tissues cause your nose was running and when I came back you were like "Wanna see me dance like Shakira?"
New Mexico: Like what the fuck was that
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Gov: Florida what's in your mouth
Gov: Florida
Gov: What do you have-
Gov: No- hey! Spit it out!
Gov: WHAT'S IN YOUR MOUTH HEY-
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DC: So you're telling me I need at least 8 hours a sleep every night
CDC: Yes
DC: Even on weekends
CDC: Yes
DC: Jesus Christ
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Arkansas: God I'm so hardcore
Toaster: *pops toast*
Arkansas: *Screams, throws plate 10 feet, falls*
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California: I'm a hopeless romantic
Montana: I'm hopeless
Texas: I'm romantic
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Georgia: We've already eaten a bowl of popcorn guess I'll go get us some more
Florida, eating the unpopped kernels: Crunchy
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Montana: *calling Nev's phone to help him find it*
The ringtone: "I wanna ruin our friendship, we should be lovers instead"
Nevada:
Montana:
Montana: Nice ringtone
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Alaska x Gov ship essentially-
Hawaii: Fuck the Government
Alaska: Yeah. Fuck the government
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Alaska: Hey guess who I hooked up with last night
Hawaii: Who?
Alaska: Gov
Hawaii: What?!
Alaska: You said fuck the go- you didn't mean literally
Hawaii: No I didn't mean literally!
I remember when I originally started shipping it and the only thought wad Hawaii, dissapointed going "Alaska. You moose"
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
