Louie: Can you pass me the pepper?
Utah: What's the magic word
Louie: *starts chanting in Latin*
Utah, panicking: HERE JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD-
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New York: You're fucking adorable.
California: And you're adorably fuckable
California: Who said that
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Florida: Self care is drinking 5 Gatorades and supercharging your electrolytes to fight God in a Walmart bathroom
DC: nO-
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanficIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
