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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

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Incorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters

#alaska #benbrainard #california #colorado #dc #florida #georgia #hawaii #headcannons #incorrectquotes #luisianna #massachusetts #newmexico #newyork #pennsylvania #rodeisland #statehouseheadcannons #statehouseincorrectquotes #thedakotas #thestatehouse #utah #washington #welcometothestatehouse #welcometothetable

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by Sevenc94

by Sevenc94

                                    
                                              
Texas: I don't like you
                          California, failing to flirt: Neither do I, we have so much in common
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                          DC: I, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
                          DC: *guestures vaugely*
                          *the Carolina's arguing, CDC crying, California screaming, Florida trying to convince Utah to do the crimes*
                          DC: They just won't let me
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                          Pennsylvania, texting Massachusetts: I just heard a bouncing noise in the kitchen followed by Idaho saying "Oh no my potato"