California: Despite how many I have, I still can't fucking spell existential crisis
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New York, doing a tutorial: Now you're gonna want eyeliner sharp enough to cut a bitch
New York: That bitch being New Jersey. I know you stole my shit! You bitch!
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Florida, recording on a camera: *plays the g note*
Both Cali and New York as well as a few others: *unholy screeching*
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
