Utah: I'm not a wimp
Texas: *awkward silence*
Utah: yeah you're right
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Colorado to the banana he's peeling: May I take your jacket ma'am?
California: Do you think other people can't hear you?
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A very sleep deprived Cali: I figured out why DC lies so much!
Cali: DC, deceit, DC, deceit
Georgia: ..go to bed
Cali: It makes sense!
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Florida: I can't think right now, my brain juices are frozen
California: That's not how that works.
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New York: What are you guys doing?
Florida: It's asexual awareness week
Louie: So we're putting bunch of mirrors in Alaska's room so he gets the idea
Cali: Thats stupid
Louie: Wait till bisexual awareness week, we're coming for you next Nation State
Cali:
New York:
Rhode Island, down the hall: Why are there 10 mirrors in my room!?
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Louie: DID JESUS PAY FOR OUR SINS WITH CASH OR CREDIT?
Florida: He used praypal
Utah: I am literally begging you two to stop talking.
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Cali: Manga lied to me.
Cali: I have never before seen a bad boy protect a stray kitten, revealing to me their soft side.
Cali: It’s always me picking up the kittens.
Cali:
Cali:
Cali: Maybe I'm the bad boy
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Florida: I have an ace up my sleeve!
Florida: *opens sleeve to reveal Rhode*
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Texas: *a single distant, but very loud yeehaw*
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Florida: *Slicing the air between Georgia and Virginia with a knife*
Georgia: What are you doing Florida?
Florida: Nothing, just trying to slice the romantic tension between you two
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Cali: IT’S HARD BEING THE GAY COUSIN, THE EMO COUSIN AND THE FAMILY FAILIURE, BUT SOMEONE’S GOTTA DO IT.
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Texas: *strums chord on guitar* I love you bitch
Cali: Oh my god
Texas: *strums another chord* And I ain't never gonna stop loving you
Texas: Bitch
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Georgia: I AM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN.
Florida: *stomps foot*
Georgia: dad-
Georgia, becoming transparent: DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Florida: I’m sorry-
Georgia: HI SORRY. I’M DAD.
Georgia: *smiles at camera*
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Rhode Island: What are you, five?
Texas: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Rhode Island:
Texas: Please don't kill me.
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Florida: I'm incredibly fast at math.
Cali: Alright, what's 30x17?
Florida: 47
Cali: That's not even close.
Florida: But it was fast.
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New Jersey: look, we’re under the mistletoe. You know what that means
Rhode Island: NJ, that isn’t mistletoe
*later that night*
Rhode Island, waking up at 3 am: oh my god, he was flirting with me
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanficIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
