And here we have, some late night thoughts with Florida, featuring any stare in unfortunate hearing range
Florida: Hey y'know how DC's jacket and tie comes off when he's really stressed?
New York: Shut up I don't want to know where you're going with this
Florida: Do you think the rest of his clothes would come off if he got stressed enough
New York: ..why
Florida: Hey! Don't give me that look! It's not like that!
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Florida: I find it kinda funny how all cultures turned out to be different, this one area started speaking a specific language, worshiping certain gods, making a whole culture! And yet most still have some sort of pancake, and a stabby thing. That's what humanity really boils down to, pancakes and knives
The other states: ...
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Florida, turning Cali and grinning: Jelly beans are coated with insect poop
California, also grinning: You can get chlamydia from hugging a Koala
Florida: *gasp* I've found my soulmate!
This has been Late Night Thoughts with Florida, thank you for your time. I might make a longer version next time
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