DC: What did you have for dinner?
Louie: I had a salad
DC: *suprised* Wait really?
Louie: Fruit salad actually
Louie: It was mostly grapes
DC: *suspicious look*
Louie: Ok it was all grapes
Louie: Fermented grapes
Louie:
Louie: Wine. I had wine for dinner
DC, done™: There it is.
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Mass and Penny being angsty: Swallowing glass just to feel whole
Maryland: When you put my name and your name together you get mayo naise also please don't swallow glass
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Florida: Hey dude!
California: *sighs* What?
Florida: Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss huh?
California:
California: *proceeds to slap the shit out of him*
California: I told you the next time you said "Hit or Miss" I would NOT miss.
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
