Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

~headcannons~

- Alaska is touch starved and uses the bear as a replacement

- Expanding on the Texas playing guitar headcannon

Texas playing and singing Honeybee by Steam Powered Giraffes

Alternatively, him playing Mr. Lover man for extra angst

- New York gives me Mr. Brightside vibes for some reason

If you can't tell I was listening to music while making this

- Hawaii loves the rain and will take walks specifically just because it's raining

- Louie will mutter to himself in French. Specifically when he's around non French speaking states he's mad at.

Spanish states will do the same

DC is tired and confused by all this but when is he not