Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

I made my brother gay panik with a drawing

Also he's gonna react to your fics later because yeah

For now incorrect quotes as friends again because we're all idiots

Tw: brief mention of gunshot, mention of some kinky stuff

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DC: No it's ok I stockpiled on sleep yesterday

Cali: That's....that's not how that works-

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Louie: It's not gay if we're wearing socks

Florida: *looks down at his rainbow socks*

Florida: My socks are gay

Louie: Oh

Louie: *fuckboi face*

Florida: *fuckboi face*

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Idaho: *chasing states around rattling a container of potatoes*

Idaho: L i s t e n t o i t

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Mass: Why did they sexualize Mr. Clean in this commercial

PA: People wanna fuck him

Mass: *disgust noises*

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Oregan: Oh Heyyyy Cali! How's it going? Love the skirt

Oregan: Is he gone?

Oregan: Fuckin hate that bitch

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Cali: I passed all my classes with just the tests

Cali: Some may call that bad habits or teacher pity

Cali: They're just jealous of my talent

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Cali: Was that a gunshot??

New Jersey: Don't worry about it not our business

Cali: I-

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Florida: Jesus lost all his hair and now he's Mr. Clean

Texas:

Utah: *screeches*

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Cali: Google was no help.

Cali: It's a vanilla bitch.

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Cali: I just had to explain what vore was to my dad-

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Montana: Ah look a random slap of pavement with barbed wire in the middle of the forest

Montana: I'm going to ignore that

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DC: What do you mean bread isn't a meal

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France: I don't know these kids

Louie: Father why have you forsaken us

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Georgia: You can't hurt me

Georgia: I'm baby

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New York: My dad's flannel is beside me

New York: I'm gonna burn it

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Mass @ IDC: IDC, you're going down so hard that your imaginary boyfriend will think YOU are packing

DC: Why are you like this

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Delaware: I get all my kinky information from Rhode

New Jersey: Ah yes, the asexual

Rhode: *shrugs*

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New Jersey: You're all bark and no bite

Montana: And you lost to a nine year old

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PA: Were doing smack talk right now you can confess your love for me later

Maryland: Shit sorry it's a habit

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New Hampshire: Never knew you could be a whore AND a virgin..

New York: I thought you'd be aware of it, you do it all the time

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Delaware: The only thing in the world shorter then me is your dick

Vermont: Actually that would be Rhode

Vermont: FUCK- my ankles!

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Alaska: You'd never wreck anyone's ass you bottom

Texas: >:0

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PA @ Mass: Apparently with and IQ of 145 you are still the dumbest bitch I know

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Cali: No, Google says Daddy

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Alabama: I would fight children for you

Indiana: Bama no

Alabama: These hands are rated E for everyone

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Cali: I can't tell whether this is kinky or illegal

Arizona: Both

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DC: Please...stop..deepthroating a straw

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Colorado, kicking open Cali's door: THOMAS THE DANK EDISON

Cali: NO