California: I'm having a kid
Austin: Oh congrats!
California, pulling out adoption papers: It's you, sign here
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Florida: Louisiana sweetheart, how was your day?
Louie, sweating nervously: . . s h i t
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Rode Island: Tall people are the enemy.
Alaska: I can't even see you hating all the way down there
Rode Island: *gets on-top of the counter to be face to face with him*
Rode Island: I will tie your fucking shoe laces together and you won't even know until it's too late.
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
Fiksi PenggemarIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
