Colorado, handing something over: here you go, Love
Utah: *internally screaming*
Colorado:
Utah:
Colorado: Love? You ok?
Utah: *externally screaming*
Colorado: *jumps up, spooked* WTF
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Utah: can we talk?
Colorado: *panics* 404 user not found
Utah: this is a verbal conversation you absolute walnut
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Georgia: Why are Utah and Colorado sitting back to back?
California: They got into a fight.
Georgia: Then why are they holding hands?
California: Colorado gets sad when they fight
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Utah: i do not have a crush on Colorado!
Utah: He’s just someone I stare at and think about all the time and when he’s not there it ruins my day
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Utah: When you said “magical in bed”, this isn’t what I-
Colorado, holding up 8 of hearts: Is this your card?
Utah, softly: holy shit
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DC: Why are your tongues purple?
Utah, holding a red slushie:
Colorado, holding a blue slushie:
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
