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Florida: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that's where it's supposed to be

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DC: Can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Florida: Ooooooooo Someone's in troubleeeee. It's me. I don't know why I did that

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California: That sounds like a terrible idea

Louisiana: We've had worse

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