Florida: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all the bleeding was internal, that's where it's supposed to be____
DC: Can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Florida: Ooooooooo Someone's in troubleeeee. It's me. I don't know why I did that
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California: That sounds like a terrible idea
Louisiana: We've had worse
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters