Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

Quotes again

DC: *gets up in the middle of a cuddle sesssion*

Wyoming, when he gets back: Did you get candy?

DC: ..no

Wyoming: If I taste sugar on your lips you're in trouble-

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Rev!Virginia: Do you remember the time when you didn't start wars I think I liked that time

Rev!Mass: Stop romanticising the past

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Mass: I think Virginia mixed up out lunches look *holds up a not that says "I love you so much"*

Pennsylvania: Oh, that explains this *holds up note that says "Please be good,for the love if God, please be good"*

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Washington: Today I saw DC crying for 5 minutes until his alarm went off and he just...stopped crying and went back to work

Utah: ..wow

DC: It's called time management

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Rev!Virginia: What are these dead bodies doing here?!

Rev!Mass,nudging one: Honestly? Not much

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Jersey, being a simp: God he could kill me and I'd thank him

Rhode, who's had to hear this for the 100th time: I'd thank him too

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New York: My favourite thing about being engaged is when I ask my fiancé Florida "Who's my future husband" kind of in the same way you ask a dog who's a good boy and he gets really excited and goes "IT'S ME, I AM FUTURE HUSBAND"

New York: News update we've been married for almost 6 months now (6 months in 3 days) and he still gets excited when I come home and say "Where is husband?" He'll pop up from wherever he is or whatever he's doing and go "HELLO IT'S ME I AM HERE"

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Montana: What are you, my mom?

DC: Don't test me

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York: I'm a man of mystery. no one knows what im thinking

Mass: You're thinking about pizza

York: Yes, but sausage or pepperoni?

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Cali: You idiot!
Florida: I’m sure you’re right but why?!

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Montana: I'm aiming for frat boy who goes on platonic dates with the homies

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Florida: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material

Cali: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this

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Reporter: Can you tell me what your relationship with Gov is?

Florida: I'm Gov's right hand arm... man. I'm Gov's everything. I'm his confidant, his best friend, his silly rabbit-

Reporter: His what?

Florida: His silly rabbit

Reporter: His silly rabbit?

Florida: Yes

Reporter: Is that what he calls you?

Florida: No <3