Off topic but just...Texas in the suing the swing states episode yelling at DC that "You ain't my dad!"
Tennessee: *sneezes*
Tennessee:
Alabama:
Tennessee: Aren't ya gonna bless me?
Alabama: You were blessed the moment you laid eyes on me
Tennessee:
Tennessee: Hey wait a moment-
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DC: Finally done all my work for this week, time for a reward
DC: *drinks a glass of water*
California:
California: DC no-
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DC, holding a knife: We've got ways of making people talk
DC: *cuts cake*
Florida: Can I have some?
DC: Cake is for talkers.
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
