Mass: I have never been convicted of murder
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Cali: I not what you call 'mentally stable enough' to be cute
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Florida: Over my dead body!
DC, done with his shit: Ok then
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Georgia: I've officially run out of excuses. I will likely be a little late because of who I am as a person
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CDC: God has a favorite comedy TV series, and it's called 'My Life'
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California: I'm not going to claim that I know everything. I'm simply going to act like it
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Florida: You have to 'see it to believe it', so as long as I'm not looking, I don't have to believe anything
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Louie: If I don't learn anything from my mistakes, then I don't have to consider them mistakes in the first place
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New York: Why the hell is there always that ONE weak bitch in the group that isn't down for murder? No offense though
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Florida: That sounds like responsibility, and I want no part in it
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New York: It's okay, I'm not mad
(Five minutes later)
New York: You know what? Fuck you
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Maryland: Fool me once? Shame on you. Fool me twice? Shame on you again for taking advantage of my kind, and forgiving nature! HOw DARe you?!"
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Georgia: I used to be passive aggressive, but now I'm just aggressively passive. Don't mess with me kiddo. I'll be right here. I'll fucking forgive you
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Mass: I've had better conversations with portraits
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DC: I believe in annoyed at first sight
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DC: My insomnia kept me up until 5:00am this morning and I'm running solely off of red bull, and my meds, and I think that's very sexy of me
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
