Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

Hello Hi take some Gov Headcannons

Gov as in he's different from DC here

I suddenly have a bunch of headcannons for the shady government boi and yes it has everything to do with an rp chat

Gov using double/triple positives when affirming something ("Yeah sure" "Cool ok yeah why not") except for when he's being cold with someone

Gov can somewhat dress down better then DC. Normally just to a suit vest, tie or no tie, dress shirt and slacks or that but no vest

Also OCD Gov

He'll get into a horrible routine of ignoring the OCD cause even though it hurts and it's horrible and he's so tired he's still free for a short bit before having of of those special breakdowns ocd gives ya and then doubling down on it for a few weeks before going back

Some of his routines include four taps on doorways with pointer and middle finger when entering/exiting, and with all the doorways in his first night staying at the place. Four cause it's the best number and three sucks ass. If there are extra doorways, it doesn't end squarely in sets of four, he'll give the extra taps to doorways that need more protection.

Bedtime routine must always be brush teeth, bathroom, turn on fan, turn on alarms and then fix anything that's out of place.

He got into the habit of shaking his head when too much intrusive thoughts appear to try and clear them

He used to have to control breathing, blinking, footsteps, and line of sight when it was really bad

On days where touch is bad cause that would mean alot of trying to make it even he just chills in his office with a baggy t-shirt and pajama pants.

Gov having slicked back hair cause he's the greasy uncle who'd give a child alcohol. Or icecream for breakfast. An eel boi. He's got it cause non greasy gov has fluffy hair and cannot be taken seriously

Gov: You motherfuckers I'll burn you alive and feed your ashes to the birds-

DC, whispering: It's like being threatened by a cupcake-

Gov just losses all class when it comes to a pretty boy

Ok but like Gov and/or DC bonding with the District over the capitol invasion