Colorado: Ice is so brave, it floats in it's own blood
Utah: Are you high?
Colorado: 5'10 why
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California: Hello? 911? Yes, hi. I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail I need to be arrested
911 operator: Sir we talked about this
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SD: Get out of my room.
ND, standing exactly one inch from the doorway: But I'm not even in your room
SD: I don't care! Get out of my room!
ND: But I'm not IN your room!
SD: Well you're bothering me so GET OUT!
ND: I'm just minding my own business
SD: Yeah! In MY room! Mooooooooooom North Dakota is in my room!
DC: North Dakota, get out of his room.
ND: BUT I'M NOT EVEN IN HIS FUCKING ROOM!
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanficIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
