Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

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- Florida has memorized every single Disney song and will sing them full volume at any and all hours of the day because he has Disney world and it annoys the fuck out of people

DC: Let's get down to business.

Florida: To deFEAT-

Texas: ..not again

Florida, climbing onto the table on the table: THE HUNS!

Cali will sometimes join, especially on duets

- When DC's really mad, like really mad, he gets silent. Just waits and stares calmy or completely ignores the person. When he does talk, it's passive agressive and full of salt

- New York hangs out with Cali's cats.
Sometimes he and California will just sit together and chat while petting cats

- Ok so, at least personally, Christmas country music is one of the most infuriating genres I've ever had the misfortune of listening to so like

Southern states blasting that whenever they want to piss off the northern ones. Especially when it's no where near Christmas time for extra annoyance

- California had an emo phase.
No this isn't based on any historical fact or anything
He had one and it gradually turned into hipster

I did try looking stuff up but I didn't get any clear answers

- California is one of the few people New York has opened up to

- DC can get really paranoid. Which can contribute to the not sleeping thing.
Especially after horror movies. He's aware it's irrational and there aren't really things on the shadows but he still gets scared

- Some of the states were playing bloody Mary

Maryland knocked on the bathroom after the chanting had finished

When they opened the door and saw him, they all ran

Poor Mary was just trying to clean up a nose bleed