Florida: Break their bed, not their heartLoui: Get on their dick, not their nerves
Utah: Shut uP-
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California: Did you read my diary?!
Florida: At first, I didn't know it was your diary, I thought it was just a very sad, handwritten book
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Loui: *kicks G off of 'Graveyard sign'*
Loui: Let's get this party started!
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters