Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

✨ Headcannons but it's shorter then Rode Island✨

- New York is a secret mom friend. He tries to hide it but the others are way to self destructive for that to be effective

- Florida will call Louie Louisiana only when he's really mad
Specifically just really sweetly. It scares the shit out of Louie

- Rhode Islands nickname is Rhodie and you can fight me on that

Wait-

Rocky Rhode. That one too. He made the mistake of getting that icecream once and it stuck. Probably Florida's (EDIT: it's New Jersey's definitely his fault. I feel like he would give people nicknames if he wants to be friends/be a bastard) fault let's be honest

He hates it

- Arizona has a big scar trailing down his body from the grand Canyon. He's very insecure about it and tries to cover it as much as possible. He's constantly worrying everyone can see it even if it's completely covered

- Florida has absolutely played the Weird Al Parody of Gangsta's Paradise on full blast while following Utah around