Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

Pillow fight headcannons just because

- It starts when Florida tries to steal a pillow from Loui

- Who retaliates by hitting him

- The others get pulled in whether they want to or not

- DC has no fucking clue what's going on and is trying to stop it

- He gets ambushed by at least five states at once

- California and Alaska would have rather not joined, they're chill just watching everything and ignoring it

- Somehow Cali gets a pillow put in his hands. He tries to explain he's fine just watching when someone hits him. Now it's time for revenge

- Texas tries to get Alaska to join by making a casual comment about 'wow is the biggest state too chicken to join?'

- Alaska's done with his bullshit. He tries to go back to his room but Texas just laughs and says "oh wow, so he is". Hitting him with a pillow once would be kinda decent, just to see his face

- No one suspects Rhode Island. You think they'd learn by now but nooo. He almost always wins. Hit 'em right in the back of the knees and they collapse. Texas almost always goes down first because of this

- Florida is in his element. It's pure chaos. The couch is on fire and god is dead

- Washington is hiding behind the couch. Utah is with him

- North Carolina is having an epic one v one with South Carolina

- Loui has collected half the pillows and proceeds to launch a barrage of attacks on the first person with the misfortune of coming near him