DC: -And that is why you should get the proper amount of sleep
New York: Mhm. Why don't you practice what you preach?
DC: ..I don't know what you mean
Whyoming: How many cups of coffee have you had today.
DC: *sweats nervously* Two
New York: *gives him a look*
DC: ..six
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Iowa: Hey Kansas..
Kansas: What's wrong?
Iowa: It's nothing really..
Kansas: *pulls out his bat* Who hurt you
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*air horn sound*
*second air horn sound*
DC: This isn't deodorant
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
