Rhode, pissed off and in tears: I'm not little!
Rhode: I'm fun sized!
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New York: *finally gets the cover for his weighted blanket on*
New York: *lifting the blanket up* I AM A GOD
New York: *falls over*
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New York: I wonder if you can bite a dick off
California: Hold on, one sec
New York:
New York: Did you just look that up?
California: Should I not have?
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Mass: *slams fist on the table and glares at Utah*
Mass: YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES
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Florida: *chokes on his straw*
Louie: That's not the only thing you'll be choking on~
Louie: You'll also probably choke on your bagel because you normally do that
Louie: Why are y'all looking at me like that
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Utah: Car thieves at work?
Utah: Well then fire them
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Texas: Just say something!
Cali, panicked: Something!
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Florida: Oh hey look an entire jar of caramel
Florida: ✨lunch✨
DC: No.
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Louie: *burning sigils*
Utah: *walks in*
Louie:
Utah:
Louie:
Utah: Is that-
Louie, covering still on fire sigils with a cup: No
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Florida: *staring out a window*
Georgia: You ok there kid?
Florida: Braincells gone, no think
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DC: I'm off to do my work
Mass: You literally just said you burnt yourself out. Why.
DC: ✨I hate myself✨
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California: Okokokokok but no in the movie all their eyelashes are the same colour as their hair, in the show they're just black
Maryland: You watched that five years ago
California: And?
Maryland: Ok so What did we have for dinner last night
California: ......uh....
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Nevada: *doing a villian monologue*
California: IT'S JUST HIDE AND SEEK
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Nevada, playing cards: You cheated and I still won
Colorado: You didn't win you threw your cards at me because you thought I was cheating
Nevada: I won
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DC: New York can you please clean this up?
Connecticut: *mockingly* Yeah New York
New York:
New York: *runs at him*
Connecticut: *screams*
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Florida: I am a god
California: N-
Florida: Shush peasant
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
أدب الهواةIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
