New York: I'm a piece of trash.
California: Well as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven ok?
New York: *laughing* You smooth idiot
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New York: I hate November. Everyday I wake up and the sky is as grey as my mood.
California: *looking at New York* Can't relate, I wake up next to the sun everyday
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Iowa: Are you ready to commit?
Kansas: A relationship or a crime?
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
