Florida: *joking* Small fork huh? Am I just worth less?
Spain:
Spain: *sips coffee and avoids eye contact*
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Mass: I'm really good at impressions
Florida: Prove it
Mass: Ok I'll do an impression of your father
Mass: *walks away*
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Mass @ Texas: I'm gonna hit you harder then your father leaving you
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DC, upon meeting smol Texas: What's your name?
Texas: Texas.....and you are?
DC: I'm DC, sign here
Texas: ...why
DC: I'm adopting you
Texas: But we met thirty seconds ago..
DC: And? My adoption radar went off
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Utah: I beg your pardon?
Nevada: Then beg
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Canada: It's a drink, you know, like pop, water, milk, coffee creamer, maple syrup, alcohol
A state: What what go back-
Canada: Coffee creamer?
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Wisconsin and Indiana: *comes home with a box*
Indiana: What would you say if we came home with a puppy
DC:
DC: What's in the box
Wisconsin:
Indiana:
DC: Guys what's in the box
Box: *barks*
Indiana: I think you know
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California: I laugh in the face of danger
Washington: you were in your emo mode for 45 minutes and begged Nevada not to leave you so Louie had to go get ice cream.
California: that was ages ago
Washington: that was 10 minutes ago.
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Florida and Louie: *smexy flirting*
Utah: *throws a bottle of holy water at them*
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California, holding a cauliflower in front of New York: What is this
New York: A cauliflower.
California, turning to Texas: Now tell them what you think this is.
Texas, arms crossed: ghost broccoli...
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California: Washington was about to hit his head on a bar at the playground and I told him to duck and he quacked at me
California: Then he hit his head.
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Mass is a fuckin' nerd and I would like to see that more
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DC: You're grounded
Mass: Pfft no
DC:
DC: One-
Mass: sHIT I'm sorry!
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Also, anti-hero Florida montage scene of him fighting and killing a bunch of people all in a days work to the song Barracuda by Heart
Like just kicking a door down at Barracuda
And sliding on the floor and then continuing to kick ass during the 'oooooooooo Barracuda!' part
I dunno just...that
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Hero Cali: Hostage or not, sometimes it's just nice to be held
Villian Nevada:
Villian Wash:
Florida: Are you ok?
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New Jersey: *screams*
Mass: *screams louder to assert dominance*
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Cali: A man was paralyzed after eating 413 chicken nuggets
Florida: So the limit is 412
Louie: Hey flo, wanna go to McDonald's?
DC: nO
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Just DC waking up in the dead of night and hissing "Texas" because of Mom Senses™
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Cali: Hey DC what's...up..?
DC, sitting in his room in the dark: *shady government noises*
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Indiana: You're going to regret that.
Alabama: No offense, but I feel like I'm being threatened by a cupcake
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Indiana: Fuck.
Wisconsin:
Alabama:
Mass, five blocks away: Why do I suddenly feel like I'm in trouble
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
Fiksi PenggemarIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
