DC: Florida I need you to call New York
Florida: Ok hold on-
Florida: *reaches over and flicks California on the forehead*
California: Ow! What was that for?!
Florida: *guestures to New York holding a knife to his throat*
Florida: Found him
*Bonus*
DC: You could've...just called him normally
Florida: This was so much more fun
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Florida: Look, I'm so gay I can't even drive straight
DC: FLORIDA WERE ON A FUCKING HIGHWAY NOW IS NOT THE TIME!
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Florida, sighing: You know, I don't get homoerotically pinned to the wall enough
California from the next room: fuckin' moOD
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
