winteriron oneshots

what a shame indeed

"Life sucks." Tony grumbled as he was twirling a pen in his hand, sitting at the kitchen table with a bored look.

"Oh?... And why is that?" Nat rose a brow at the billionaire as she took a sip of her drink.

"I'm under a lot of stress, I'm under a lot of pressure..." Tony ruffled through his hair in aggravation. "The only thing I'm not under is Bucky, which is a damn shame honestly." He huffed in frustration, grumbling about everything too.

Nat chuckled while Wanda just continued to pick at her nails, both of them looking completely unfazed by the brunette's remark about the Sergeant.

"Alright Tony, keep it in your pants." Nat smirked.

"Well guess I'll have to if nothing's happening." Tony sighed then angrily started to chew on his pen.
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"You cheated." Clint accused.

"No I didn't Barton, it's called skill." Bucky scoffed as he picked up a towel and wiped his face from the sweat.

"Buchanan." Clint huffed as they started to walk upstairs.

Bucky scoffed then turned his head to the person who clamped a hand on his shoulder.

"Yes?" The brunette rose an unamused brow.

"Where've ya been Buck?" Steve hummed as he started to walk with the two.

"Yo Barton, why ya lookin' so pissed?" Scott chuckled.

"Buchanan." Clint grumbled.

Bucky snorted as he rolled his eyes then slapped the Falcon upside the head when the man kicked him in the shin.

"Dipshit." Bucky glared at the man.

"Oh please Barnes. Save it for the stage." Sam waved it off, looking unfazed as they all made their way to the kitchen.

"I'm under a lot of stress, I'm under a lot of pressure..."

They all heard Tony's voice and were going to either go piss him off even more or ask him what's wrong and try to help him when they all stopped short at the engineer's next comment.

"The only thing I'm not under is Bucky which is a damn shame honestly."

Bucky stopped in his tracks, taking a big gulp while the others also stopped short then clamped their hands over their mouths to stop themselves from bursting out in laughter at the soldiers reaction to the mechanics words.

"Did he just-"

"You're just finding out about him liking you?" Sam snickered as he whispered to the soldier.

Bucky shot his head to the Falcon, looking at him in complete disbelief, while the others had to try even harder to not be too loud before the genius hears them.

"Jesus, Buck. You're oblivious." Steve scoffed.

Bucky hit the blonde in the side then turned back to the kitchen with a look, "he... he... he..."

"We goin' to hear the ends of those sentences Buchanan because we know that word, just not the rest of it." Clint deadpanned.

The Sergeant sent the archer a glare then huffed.

"Why do I talk to you people?" The brunette grumbled.

"Because then who else would you talk to? You literally don't talk." Sam rolled his eyes dramatically.

"You people are the worst." Bucky groaned as he dragged a hand slowly down his face in annoyance.

"You're supposed to be a smooth talker and yet ever since you heard him talk about you like that, you literally haven't done anything besides stutter and look at the kitchen with fear." Scott scoffed.