winteriron oneshots

"He always gets what he wants. He is the original playboy, afterall." 2

"Alright so I know that I told you not to sleep with him but you could spare the guys feelings." Steve gave the billionaire a look once the man was out of the room from being with the soldier that he works with at the army base.

"I'm not even listening to you right now cause I just got railed by some soldier." Tony stumbled down from the steps from the place just to fix his shirt and his hair as well with a laugh as he definitely looked like he was wrecked.

"Information I really did not need Tones." Steve sighed as he gave him a look just to catch his fall.

"Sure, I've had better experiences with a vibrator but points to him cause I genuinely can't really walk that well." Tony shrugged with a hum then yelp when he was dropped.

"Alright, I'm not listening to this." Steve covered his ears instantly after he heard that comment and did not want to touch him, or hear him either.

Tony glared at him just to get up, shake his head around furiously, then slap him and give him a look.

"Alright, what were you talking about before exactly?" Tony sighed.

"Buck, he's devastated that you just... " Steve looked around to make sure nobody was listening to their conversation and leaned somewhat close to the brunette, "fondued...." he mumbled rather sheepishly to him as the genius cocked a brow then scoffed at his comment, "together when he's right there." Now the man was back to talking in a normal tone.

"Okay, first of all. Did you just reference sex to a Swiss melted cheese dish served in a communal pot?" Tony gave him a look.

"When you put it like that then anything sounds stupid." Steve huffed.

"And second of all, you're the one who told me not to-"

The both of them then turned their heads to find the Sergeant walking out of a building and a girl walking out of the same one as well while pulling her skirt down, fixing her hair, and even walking weirdly as well just to scurry off in the opposite direction of him as he came walking over towards them.

"Yeah... He's devastated." Tony scoffed at the blonde as he too was still fixing his hair just to yelp when the blonde moved and fell down because he was using him for balance because he still couldn't really stand right. "Damn it Steven." He glared at him just to get up and groan from the feeling.

"Buck, get your ass over here." Steve grabbed his arm just to tug him over to a spot harshly and give him a look.

"What?" Bucky whined like a child.

"You were just complaining about him getting it on with someone else here and then you go ahead and do the exact same thing." Steve scoffed. "What the hell is the matter with you?" He slapped him.

"Hate to interrupt your little lovers quarrel but not only are you two owing me for this complete waste of a trip but also, did you know that your best friend refers to sex as "fondue"?" Tony pointed to the blonde as he was facing the older brunette and laughed. "Call it sex, Steven. No wonder nobody takes you seriously. With that Godawful and idiot-looking costume you call a superhero suit which is basically also good for Halloween, and the way you reference sex. This is why you've never gotten laid." He patted his arm just to walk off with a hum then start talking to some of his workers in Italian because he was annoyed with them as they didn't understand because they don't speak the language fluently.

"He does know that we aren't dating and never will, right?" Bucky scoffed.

"I honestly don't think he cares." Steve reasoned just to slap the man again. "But seriously Buck, you pig. Quit screwing girls if you want to be with him." He glared.