Dream Team Oneshots

Co-Parenting

George and Dream are divorced. No one really knew why, they just did. They did have a kid together. The kid was sixteen and he needed both his parents to do a project with him, so that's what they are doing. 

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Third-person

"So why does he have to be here?" George said as he crossed his arms over his chest. He was sat in his apartment with his son that he had seventy-five percent of the time and his ex-husband was also there. "I need you both for my project," Sapnap simply said and they both just sighed. Dream and George were together for over ten years. Then one day they got divorced. George was stubborn and he didn't want to admit this, but he still loved Dream. And Dream still loved George, but for some reason, neither of them had the guts to tell one another, so they just stayed divorced. Dream and George were sat on opposite sides of the room from each other and Sapnap sat in middle trying to pull up what the project he had to do was on. Sapnap pulled it up on his computer. "Okay, so this is for health class and I was chosen to present for the fair thing in a couple of days," Sapnap said and the two parents went along with it. This month's lesson for school was about sexuality. So Sapnap was chosen because he was the biological kid to two gay parents. George actually had Sapnap, so yeah. Sapnap then started to record his video. This video was also to see if he could get his parents back together because he knew they both still loved one another. "Hello! My name is Sapnap and these are my parents!" Sapnap said as he waved at the camera. Dream and George did the same. "This is George! He is my mom," Sapnap said and George smiled. "Hi," George said as he waved at the camera. "And this is Clay! My dad," Sapnap said and Dream just smiled and nodded. "Anyways today I will ask them a few questions. Are you both ready?" Sapnap asked. "Yep!" George said excitedly as he sat up and moved closer to Sapnap and the camera. "Yeah," Dream said nonchalantly as he leaned into the couch more. "Clayton! Sit up and look attentive for Sapnaps thing," George yelled as he smacked his ex-husband hard in the arm. Sapnap snickered as Dream rubbed his arm and sat up. "Okay, Georgette. Jesus Christ," Dream said, the last part being under his breath. George quickly got up from his spot and jumped on Dream. George started to hit Dreams chest. Sapnap laughed some more. He knew the hits didn't hurt and Dream deserved it lol. "They are divorced by the way," Sapnap said to the camera. That went unnoticed by both Dream and George. "Mom please stop attacking dad," Sapnap said as he put George back where he was sitting originally. "Okay, next question. What is was the reason for your divorce?" Sapnap asked. Both of them went silent. "Are you sure this is on the question list?" George asked as he tried to change the subject. "Indeed it is. Now someone answer it or you will both have to answer it," Sapnap said with a smile as he looked at the camera. George finally spoke up after a while. "Your dad is a man whore." "Oh really? I'm the man whore?!" Dream yelled back at George. "Yes, you are bitch!" George yelled as he stood up. Dream did the same. He towered above George. Sapnap ran over to his laptop and he propped it up somewhere, so the whole school could see what was going down at that moment. Dream grabbed George by the shirt and whispered into his ear. "Your lucky Sapnap is here because I would have already railed you into the couch by now." Sapnaps eyes went wide as he watched his mom's face get red. "And that's all for today folks. Have a nice day," Sapnap said as he ended the video. "I go to private school remember, so yall almost having sex on the couch while I was doing my project isn't helping my grade lol," Sapnap said with a laugh and both parental units rolled their eyes. 

Time skip to a few days later at the school in the gym when Sapnap is presenting in front of the whole school. Time skip brought to you by me being very lazy and wanting to finish this today. Time skip also brought to you by this story almost over.

George and Dream sat hand in hand watching their boy present his project. They had gotten back together because they needed one another. "Hi everyone! If you didn't know already. I have two gay dads. They are sitting in the back over there. Hey Georgette and Clayton," Sapnap said with a laugh and George put his head down in embarrassment and Clay laughed and he waved as well. "Anyway. Just a few days ago they were divorced. But I brought them back together. Love is love and that's what is shown in this video," Sapnap said as he sat down on the stage and watched the video with his peers. The video played. Everyone laughed at the they are divorced part. Then the video ended. "I am pretty sure my mom got railed, but that's not for you to know," Sapnap said and everyone started laughing. "I can second that!" Dream yelled and everyone laughed even more.

That's the story. I hope you enjoyed it sorry if it was kind of bad. Anyway, I hope you have. a wonderful day! Toodles!

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.