Dream Team Oneshots

I crashed my car into a bridge

I don't care, I love it- sorry I'll go. That song is dead lol.

This is a request once again. It was requested by @two5arin they said "Request: Sapnap crashes their car (they live together in this one-shot) and Dream and George take Sapnap's Xbox away," This one was too funny to pass up, so I hope you all enjoy.

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

Sapnap was in deep shit (sorry for the prohibitive language). He may have gotten drunk (he is over twenty-one in this one) at a party and the proceeded to crash his car (Dream, George, and Sapnap share a car) into a bridge. The airbags saved Sapnap from getting hurt, so lucky he is safe, but the car is not. Sapnap got his wallet token away the week before for irresponsible spending habits. So calling an uber or taxi wasn't an option. Sapnap let out a shaky breath. He was going to call George. He knew George would be a lot more chill then Dream would be. Sapnap dialed George's number. "Yes?" George asks in a concerned tone of voice. "Umm. I may have crashed the car into a bridge," Sapnap says in a shy tone of voice. "Oh my, sweetheart are you okay?" George asked in an even more concerned tone of voice. "Yes, I am. The car is not though," Sapnap says looking at the car. "I don't care about the car, all i care about is your safety," George says with a warm smile. "I will call you an uber so you can get home," George says in a motherly tone of voice. And like that the call was over and George called an uber. "It will arrive in ten in a half minutes," George texted Sapnap. "Thank you mom," Sapnap joked. "Your very welcome sweetie," George texted back. SapNap laughed. He, Dream, and George always had this tight family bond, so they always joked to people and each other that they were family. Dream was the dad, who worked the most. George was the mom who worked but also cleaned and cooked (because Sapnap and Dream cant cook). And Sapnap was the son who played video games all day and didn't go to school and he is twenty-two and still lives with his parents.

Time skip to when the uber arrives at Sapnap. Time skip brought to you by my toe hurting and the math pop quiz I had.

The uber had arrived and Sapnap got in. "Good afternoon, what are you doing out here all alone?" The driver asked. "I crashed my car," Sapnap says honestly. "Oh cool," The guy said. He gave Sapnap a weird vibe, so Sapnap didn't but on his seat belt nor did he lock his door. Sapnap was ready to do the dash. "Would you like music?" The guy said with a creepy smile. "No, I am good," Sapnap says holding his car keys, house keys, and phone close to him. "Okay," The guy said with a creepy smile. "Honey, your uber has arrived," George texted him. "Fuck," Sapnap whispered. He opened his car door and got out and shut the door and start to run. "I can't believe I almost got willingly kidnapped," Sapnap whispers to himself. He was a good twenty minutes from his house. Sapnap ran all the way home. After like thirty minutes of running he made it home. Sapnap ran inside and locked the door. He slid down the door onto his butt. He was panting very heavily. "SapNap where have you been?" Dream asked with a menacing glare. "Honey please calm down," George says holding onto Dream bicep. "Where have you been?" Dream asked, again this time more chill. "I went drinking and didn't want to leave the car there so I drove it while I was drunk. Then I crashed into a Bridge, then I called George and he called me an uber because I didn't have any money. Then I got into the so-called uber which might have been a killer or a kidnapper, then George told me my uber arrived and I had been in the car for about twenty minutes, the guy gave me a weird vibe and he was probably gonna kidnap me, so I got out of the car and ran home. All in all, I got drunk, crashed the car, and then almost got willingly kidnapped and then I ran home," Sapnap ranted very fast. Dream's eyes grew red with anger. "You did what!" He shouted angrily. "Don't yell at our son!" George yelled at Dream. Dream instantly shut up and let George do all the talking. "SapNap all that matters is your home safe and you didn't get hurt, we can always buy a new car. We cant buy a new you," George said kissing Sapnap's forehead. Sapnap blushed lightly. "But you must be punished, no Xbox for a week," George said sternly. "Understandable," Sapnap says as he walks up the stairs. "What do I get honey?" Dream asked with puppy dog eyes. "You go to your room too," George said and Dream went to his room. George grabbed Sapnap's Xbox controller and played call of duty (Call of Duty is a first-person shooter video game franchise published by Activision. Starting in 2003, it first focused on games set in World War II. Over time, the series has seen games set amid the Cold War, futuristic worlds, and outer space. The games were first developed by Infinity Ward, then also by Treyarch and Sledgehammer Games. Several spin-offs and handheld games were made by other developers) for the rest of the night.

And that is where our story ends. George played games all night. SapNap went to go hibernate for the rest of the day and DreamWasSulking, was sulking. I hope this is what you were looking for and sorry for posting two in one day, I am just on a roll.

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.