Dream Team Oneshots

Yes I do the cooking, yes I do the cleaning

This is the long-awaited part two of 'I don't cook, I don't clean. Sorry, it took so long. I kind of forgot about it lol. This will probably be kind of short or very long. Nobody will really know. I will try to finish this today.  I think the first one was my second longest story I have ever written for these one-shots. I haven't updated this since December 26th, 2020 lol. And I have left yall for almost a week. I am sorry my children, but go look at Dream Team Oneshots 2.0. I will update those a lot less lol. 

Disclaimer Techno's obsession with miraculous ladybug is so sickening and that's like the main plot lol. I wish I was joking about that. Techno also starts beating Dream up, so just in case someone needs to be warned about a two-year-old beating someone in their early forties up. 

DreamNotFound kids are SapNap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, and baby Technoblade.

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. 

Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, besides this one time, because my heart can't take pain right now, right now my heart can take the pain. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

"Well I have been working hard to make sure we can go on vacation for our anniversary," Dream says excitedly. 

"Aww, babe! You could have told me, instead of not telling me where you are going, each day" George says jumping on Dream. The two fall over laughing. 

"Sorry, I wanted it to be a surprise," Dream says honestly as George sat on his hips. 

"I love you," Dream says to the smaller boy. 

"I love you too Handsome," George says, and then the two kiss. Just then the door opens. 

"Mother, I am hungry," Technoblade says walking in the bathroom. 

"Okay, baby, I will get you some food," George says with a smile. Then Technoblade walks out. 

"Since when can our two-year-old walk and talk?" Dream asks in a confused tone of voice. 

"I don't know today is just filled with surprises," George says with an enthusiastic tone of voice.

 "God I hate planes," George said to himself as he made sure that his kids and husband had their bags. They had gotten all of their things and they got off the plane. God knows why they got on a plane when they could have easily driven, but they did for story purposes. (I forgot how old everyone is lol, one second I have to check lol. Techno is two years of age. Sapnap is seventeen years of age. Skeppy is fourteen years of age (that was for the memes lol). 

Bad is eleven years of age (these are all fake ages by the way. Techno is not two in real life lol). Technoblade was for some reason rolling his own suitcase. Sapnap was on his phone waiting by the door of the airport with his suitcase. Skeppy and Bad were holding hands with their mother so they didn't get lost at the airport. They all walked out of the airport.