Dream Team Oneshots

Lil Bitch

SapNap doesn't like his stepfather. Like at all. George is his lovely mother and he married someone named Clay four years ago and that's SapNaps stepdad. SapNap is twenty-five and still lives with his mom and he has a back hugging habit that he can't seem to break off. Clay and SapNap come to terms.

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

(George is built like one of those thick soccer moms, is that even a good description (no it's not). He's an hourglass. Ignore what I said about the thick soccer mom). "Mamma!" SapNap yelled from the kitchen. Both him and Dream were mad at one another once again. "Yes?" George said as he walks into the room. "Your husband is being an asshole," SapNap says as he goes to hug his mom. "How is he being an asshole?" George said as he washes the dishes in the sink. "Him being in the presence of me counts as being an asshole," Sapnap says as he goes to hug his mom. George hugs back. "You're going to learn to have to deal with each other because I am done with putting up with this for four years," George said as he let go of Sapnap. Sapnap backs up. "Ow! What was that for?" Clay says as he puts his hands up in defense. Sapnap had smacked the back of his head and it hurt a lot. "Stop looking at my mom old man!" Sapnap yelled as he got in Dream's face. "He is my husband, so I can look at him all I want. Well to a certain extent, but still he is my husband, brat," Dream said as he rolled his eyes and pushed Sapnap away from him. "Don't lay your hands on my child honey," George said with a small smile. "Well he is being a brat and why does he still even live here?!" Dream said as he raised his voice a bit at the last part. "I don't care if he is being a brat you don't lay your hands on my child. Only I can do that. And you know he is sensitive about that topic," George says as he swats at his husband. Dream just shakes his head and leans back into the counter with his arms over his chest. George just walks out. Sapnap and Dream sit in silence waiting for George to come back. "So, uh, who is your father?" Dream asked Sapnap as he attempted to make small talk with the boy. "Some rich ass wipe who left my mom right after he had me," Sapnap says as he rolls his eyes. They sat in silence for a longer time. "Is that why you don't like me?" Dream asked as he looked at Sapnap. "What do you mean?" Sapnap asked with an eyebrow raise. "Because I'm rich and I married your mother. Is that why you don't like me?" Dream asked he wanted to get to the bottom of this, so he can make sure his stepson likes him. "Yeah. I'm scared you're going to leave my mom and go get with some blonde bimbo (Bimbo is a slang term for a conventionally attractive, sexualized, naive, and unintelligent woman...It is often used to describe women who are blond, have curvaceous figures, heavy makeup, and revealing clothing. It is commonly associated with "the dumb blonde" stereotype). That's exactly what my dad did to me and my mom and I don't want him to get heartbroken again, so that's kinda why I don't like you. And you're taller than me, you call me a brat and you hog all my mother's attention. All said and done. I don't like you," Sapnap said with closed eyes and he smiled at Dream. "Oh. Well, I promise I won't leave your mother ever. He is one magnificent human inside and out and I don't plan to ever leave him. And he is good in the bed-," Dream was rudely interrupted by Sapnap. "I don't want to know about that!" Sapnap quickly yelled to his stepfather and the twenty-five-year-old covered his ears. "Hahaha, my bad," Dream said with a laugh. And then the room went silent. "There are a few things I can't change. Like my height. But I will stop calling you a brat and I will let you have some of your mother's attention," Dream said with a smile. "Thank you old man," Sapnap says with a laugh as he hugs his stepdad. "Hey! I am not that old!" Dream said as he walked out of the hug. "Yes you are," Sapnap says as he continued to hug Dream. "Your mother was right. You are a hugger," Dream said with a laugh. "Well, only to the people I love," Sapnap says as he squeezes Dream in his arms. Dream fanned the tears from his eyes. His stepson loved him. "Aww," George says as he snaps a photo of the both of them. Sapnap just rolls his eyes. "You're going to let him get away?" Dream asked with a laugh. That's was the first time that ever happened. He knew Sapnap hated photos. "Yep. I'd rather hug my dad," Sapnap said as he hugged Dream tighter. "Dad..." Dream thought to himself. He could definitely get used to this. 

That's the story. This was actually very wholesome. Part two will come out soon. Part two really has nothing to do with part one, but I just liked this plotline lol. I hope you all enjoyed this ad have a nice day I am going to play Roblox. Part two will be up when I feel like it lol. I am not sure why this is called Lil bitch, I want to write a story on the title brat so just go with it lol. Anyways, toodles! 

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.