Dream Team Oneshots

I don't cook, I don't clean

George the housewife. HousewifeNotFound back at it again. 

George is a housewife. He has to clean the house, make food, and take care of the kids. George and Dream have been married for seven years. Lately, Dream hasn't been paying attention to his family and is to busy with work. George is scared that Dream might be cheating or might not love him anymore. So George does everything in his power to tend all of Dream's needs when he is home. Dream is working hard to pay for an exotic trip to take his family on.

DreamNotFound kids are SapNap, Badboyhalo, Skeppy, Eliana (my friend soymilksays ), and baby Technoblade.

I know I have done a family one before, but I wanted to do this one. This is based on one of the first fanfics I have ever written.

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

"Arent you a cutie," George says holding his youngest child. "Yes, yes I am mother," The two-year-old said in a monotone voice. George looked down at the same child. "How in the world did he just talk?" George thinks in his head. "Mother, I am very hungry, feed me," Technoblade says with a smile. George doesn't think much about it and walks to the kitchen to feed the two-year-old. George puts Technoblade down in his high chair and squats down to get some apple sauce. "Here you go," George says feeding the two years old, well, trying to feed the two years old. Technoblade kept moving his face out of the way of the apple sauce. "Come on Technoblade eat the apple sauce," George says sternly. "No, I want an airplane," Technoblade says in a monotone voice. George makes the apple sauce spoon go in an airplane motion. Technoblade eats the apple sauce. George does this a few more times until all the apple sauce was gone. George grabs the two years and takes him up to the bathroom. "Bath time!" George says excitedly running the water. The water is just the right temperature and George puts the holder in the bath. "The water is very warm mother," Technoblade says in a monotone voice. "Do you want it warm?" George says lathering the small child's hair with shampoo. "Yes," Technoblade says with a small grin. George scopes the water up with his hands and pours it on Technoblade's hair.

Time skips to when baby Technoblade is a clean small child. Time skip brought to you by me taking notes in history class and me having an interview soon.

Technoblade yawns. "Would you like to take a nap sweetheart?" George asks the baby Technoblade nods. George walks to Technoblade's room and places him in his crib. "I will read you a quick bedtime story. The story is called(I am looking up children's bedtime stories) dragon. Once upon a time, a long long time ago. Dragons Rome the earth (I am making my own story). There were dragons of all shapes, colors, and sizes. But one day a dragon was born. Usually, this wouldn't be a big deal, but this dragon was different. This dragon was named Technoblade," George says. "That's me!" The small child said excitedly. "Yes sweetie, it is. Anyway, Technoblade was born without wings, so the other dragons thought he was different. When Technoblade went to school he was always singled out, when the other dragons would play. But Technoblade never let those things get to his head. Technoblade ended out on top and was the strongest dragon ever. Rumor has it every night and every day when the sun comes up and the moon goes down. Technoblade is the one behind it, he controls the daylight and the sunlight," George says and like that Technoblade was sleep. George kissed Technoblade's forehead and slowly shut the door and walked down the stairs. He had about forty minutes until his kids got home from school. George began to wash the dishes in the sink. There weren't many, but there were some dishes in the sink. George put all of the dishes in the dishwasher and dry his hands on his apron. George went to the living room and fluffed out all of the pillows on the couch. George put the three gaming controllers back on the television stand. He folded the blankets and put them in the blanket cabinet. George made his way over to the kitchen and started up dinner. He put noodles into two pots and put Alfredo sauce and marinara sauce in the other pots. He turned on all four of the burners and put them on low. George made his way to the dining room and set up placemats and made his way up the stairs. He made his way to his eldest son, Sapnaps room. George opened the door and was instantly suffocated in the musty smell in the room. "Oh my lord, does he not bathe," George said quietly and fanned himself. SapNap was 17 in a half, so he was in his senior year of high school. George picked up all of the dirty clothes on the floor and put them in SapNaps hamper. He organized the top of his desk. George sprayed some Febreze and then made his way to the second room. It was Skeppy's and Bad's room. It was pretty clean since bad loved to clean. George smiled and grabbed their hamper and put it in the hallway. George made his way to Eliana's room. Her room was spotless. George grabbed her hamper and put it in the hallway. George quickly went to go check on Technoblade. George opened the door to see baby Technoblade waking up from his nap. "Good morning sweetie, did you sleep well?" George asked the small mortal to begin. "Yes mother, I sleep very well in those ten minutes," Technoblade says in a sarcastic tone. George still a little bit surprised that the two years could speak perfect English, pick Technoblade up, and held him on his waist. (It's 3 am and I am writing this, so that's fun I guess). George made his way back to the kitchen to turn off the stove. George looked at the time and the front door opened. SapNap, Bad, Skeppy, and Eliana all walked threw the front door. "Good afternoon, how was everyone's days at school?" George asked politely. "There is a lot of homework," George's eldest son, SapNap said. "The homework is pretty easy," Skeppy, George's second eldest son said. Skeppy is fourteen in three quarters (sorry, it just had to be done). "Skeppy got detention for trolling kids and the teacher said you have to go into tomorrow," Bad says in an "I'm rating you out" tone of voice. "Why you, get back here!" Skeppy said chase bad up the staircase and back down again. Bad quickly dashed into the kitchen and hid behind George. "Skeppy, Bad! Don't play in this area! I have the baby!" George says sternly. "Sorry mom," Bad said running hot of the kitchen and Skeppy not too far behind him. Bad was eleven years of age, he was very intelligent for his age. "How was your day at school sweetheart?" George asked his only girl. "Good, I finished all my homework and I met a girl," Eliana says shyly (Eli if your reading this, you know who the girl is). Eliana was the only girl and she was the oldest girl, but the second oldest overall. Eliana was fifteen (all of these ages are not real of course, I just used a number generator). "Ooo, you will have to tell me all about her after dinner," George said bouncing the small child. Eliana nods and then leaves the kitchen. "Yes, baby?" George asked his eldest son. "Do you need help with anything? Like I could hold the baby or dish out plates," SapNap says scratching the back of his neck. "Oh no sweetie it's okay, I can do it all. Just please go tell your siblings to sit at the dining room table and get ready for dinner," George says to SapNap in a motherly tone of voice. SapNap walls out of the kitchen and goes to get his siblings. "He is such a kind gentle. When or if he gets married his partner will love him for life," George whispers to himself and Technoblade. "Indeed mother," Technoblade says agreeing. George holds Technoblade and starts dishing out plates. George grabs two plates and brings them in the dining room. He puts one plate of Alfredo in front of Eliana and Bad. George makes his way back into the kitchen and gets two plates of marinara. He puts those in front of Skeppy and SapNap. George makes his way into the kitchen once more and grabs one plate for Technoblade. "Are we gonna wait for dad or no?" SapNap asks in a questioning manner. George held back a few tears. "Daddy has work baby," George says in a sweet tone. SapNap just nods. And they all start eating. George puts the plate of spaghetti on Technoblade's high chair, so he can eat it. "Mommy, are you going to eat?" Bad asks them older boys. "When your dad gets home I will," George says with a comforting smile.