Dream Team Oneshots

Break That Dick Bitch Or Neck, Probably Neck

This was called The Egostical King. But I like the new title better. This ain't smut, this just fit and I don't know why lol. Dream is like the queen of hearts, he wants everyone's head, and yeah. I will just write it. I'm lazy and I don't want to write prompts right now. This is sort of medieval you know and it's based on this TikTok sort of not really at all. It was of George giving Dream attitude and all that and Dream giving him that top energy. 

Disclaimer it gets kind of graphic lol and Dream is trying to behead George, so yeah. And for once they aren't gonna fall in love lol. And one of them dies by the way. 

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Third-person

"We found him stealing from the safe room," A guard said as he threw George down. George sat there on his knees with the chains on his hands. And he didn't answer. 

"I want his head," Dream simply said. 

"But your majesty, he's...," Dream didn't let the guard finish their sentence before he started talking again. 

"I want his head," Dream repeated, but this time slower and more clear. The guard sighed, he hated doing this, so he planned to ask the other guards, but no one was here right now, so he had to do that. George twisted his wrist out of the chains. He quickly kicked the guard in the leg and got up and started to run. The guard doubled over in pain as George ran for his life through the castle of infinity. 

"I'll fucking do it then," Dream said as he jogged over to a sword that was hanging on the wall. He took it off the wall and fixed his crown on his head. He was going to have George's head by the end of this. Either off his body or on his body. He hand decided yet. 

"Stupid thing," Dream said as he took off his green cape that was part of his whole kingly outfit. Dream then started to run after George with the large sword in his hand. George panted as he looked around. There was no stopping this killing machine after him. George turned the corner and went into the large kitchen. 

"Big mistake," Dream yelled as he walked in the kitchen slowly as he held the sword high in one hand. George gulped as he opened a drawer and quickly looked for a large enough knife. George found one and threw it at Dream. He grabbed another one and another one. And one after one he threw all of them at Dream as he got closer. 

"Stay back!" George yelled and he just started throwing knives and forks and other things you find in your kitchen. George smiled, but it quickly faded. Two knives had hit Dream in the chest full-on and he seemed unphased by it. George climbed up on the countertop and opened cabinets. He started taking dishes off the shelf and throwing them. Dream laughed. 

"I would appreciate it if you got down from my marble countertops and stop throwing my expensive dishes on the floor," Dream said as he jumped up with his sword and swung it at George. George jumped off the counter and looked for somewhere else to run. 

"Just give in and give me your HEAD!" Dream yelled still swinging his large ass sword. George preferred to keep his head on his body so he started to run again. George got back into the hallway. Dream pulled out his phone because they apparently had that in the medieval times. He clicked a button and the long hallway came to an end. 

"Ouch," George said as he looked around. He looked confused at the wall. 

"Where the hell did this come from?" He said as he quirked his head in confusion. George froze in place as he heard breathing down the back of his neck. George gulped, he felt every single hair on his body stick up. 

"You staying was fun while it lasted, but all good things must come to an end. Like your life," Dream smiled as he put the sword right next to George's head. 

"Get off," George said and he fucking booted this mother fucker in the chest. Dream fell over, the sword still in the wall. George gulped and tried to pry the sword out of the wall, but there was no use. That sword was not coming out. George turned around and then tried to start running again. 

"There is no use George. I will find you no matter what," Dream laughed as he grabbed George's leg and made him fall flat on the floor. George looked around. Dream had gotten up and he was still holding George. Dream pulled the sword out of the wall and stabbed George in the side with it. George moaned out in pain as he attempted to squirm out of Dream grips. 

"Give up George," Dream said with a laugh that rang throughout the hallway. The guards gulped. That was the laugh Dream did when he behead someone. Dream then began to monologue, because that's how most Disney villains do it.

"You see George. You are the lowest in this life. I will always win these battles. I am the king and anyone who dares to challenge me will lose. I really liked you, George. You had such a good opportunity to be good, but you failed. Your face will look great in my collection with-," Dream was interrupted by George taking the sword and putting it near his neck. 

"I know you love to make sure your victims are sleeping first, but I want to make sure you feel all the pain for all of the lives you have taken," George said as he slowly stuck the sword in Dream's neck. Dream tried to say something, but his airways had been put off by the literal sword in his neck. George slowly took the sword out of Dream's neck. There was blood everywhere. Running down Dream's body, all over George's hands and so many other places. 

"I'll be the king now," George said and he pulled Dream's hair and pulled back the sword and Dream's neck came off in one, single, clean, swipe. George laughed as his body had fallen down to the floor. George took the bloody crown off of Dream's head and he put it on his own, sideways sort of. George was panting. 

"And I will be taking these as well," George said and he took the other kingly things off of Dream. George held Dream's beheaded head in one hand and the bloody sword in the other. He wore Dream's clothes as a sign that he had won. George walked slowly with a smile on his face. As he came into the room where Dream had left his cloak he put that on as well. 

"I win," George said with a smile, and all the guards watched in horror and relief. Dream was finally dead and his beheading had gone with it. They couldn't get back all the lives of his victims, but at least it would never happen again and George was going to make sure of it.

As the years went people soon forgot all about Dream and his horrible ruling. George was the nicest king ever and he made sure everyone was happy.

"Thank you, King George!" A person said as George gave them some bread and other things to feed their family. George walked back into the castle, he now called home. 

"I will find you no matter what."

Cliffhanger, because we love that. I love yall and I did not mean to make this so damn morbid, sorry lol. Have a nice day and stay safe! Toodles!

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.