Dream Team Oneshots

Cute fluffy shit

Cat, my cat

What dis all about: Georgie, Dreamy-poo, and Sapitus Napitus. Because why not. So basically, they all live together and do cute shit. This is probably going to be short. So I hope you enjoy what future I have to offer. Let's get on with that then. /) My story my rules I'm making SapNap 6'1, Dream 6'3, and George 5'9. Dream plays guitar on FaceTime

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well, and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful, intelligent little muffin, and I hope you have a fantastic day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

George's eyes fluttered open as the light started beaming in through the two nicely placed windows in their living room. George continued to open and close his eyes, so his vision would slowly be less blurry over time. Since Dream was out for the past three days, visiting his parents, George wanted to make breakfast for a change. George takes a mental note that he will be making breakfast today and then notices the position he and SapNap are in. George is on top of SapNap. Well, he is cuddling into his side and has his head on his chest. SapNap had his hands hooked tightly around George's waist in a protective manner. They had fallen asleep watching a movie marathon last night. "SapNap, let us get up so I can make breakfast and we can FaceTime Dream," George said as he tried to get out of SapNap's arms. SapNap opened his eyes a bit and mumbled a quick no, and went back to sleep. "Come on, sweetie; I know you are hungry. We can stay like this, just standing up. Okay? Does that sound good," George asked as he bopped SapNap's nose. SapNap mumbled something inaudible and nodded his head yes. And just like that, the pair had shuffled over to the kitchen. SapNap's hands still on George's waist. "Okay, let us get Dream on a FaceTime call, and then we will get started with breakfast, okay?" George said, the last part being a question directed towards SapNap. "Yeah, that sounds nice," SapNap said with a sleepy smile. "You go to the bathroom, well I go find my phone, Okay?" George said. "Yes, mommy, I will," SapNap said in a joking manner. George just rolled his eyes. "Get me a pair of pants; well, you're at it!" George yelled from the living room. George found his phone and decided now would be a great time to FaceTime Dream. (Insert FaceTime Noises right about now, and they are brought to you by, SapNap taking three decades to take a piss). On the second FaceTime, ring Dream picked up. "Good morning, Dream!" George beamed with joy as he put the phone down on the counter, so everywhere in the kitchen was visible. Including the doorway. "Good morning Georgie," Dream said, with a laugh at the end of his statement. His voice was still hoarse and raw (raw chicken? Oh, no, I'm sad now, no raw chicken) from not using it all night. "Did you sleep well?" George said, bending over to reach a pan that was down below. "Yes, in fact, I did, did you?" Dream asked. "Yes, I did. SapNap's chest was very comfortable," George said, with an innocent grin at the end of the sentence. "How is visiting your parents going?" George asked as he went to the fridge to get eggs and bacon. "Pretty good," Dream said. "You and SapNap are matching," George said while getting the oatmeal, bread, plates, and bowls down from the cabinet. "We are?" Dream asked. "Yep, he's wearing no shirt and gray sweatpants as well," George said as he went back to get the butter out of the fridge. "I like your outfit," Dream said, out of the blue. "Hehe, thank you. SapNap should be back with some pants soon," George said as he put the butter down. Little did he know SapNap was standing in the doorway, watching his every move, waiting for the perfect moment to attack him. Dream chuckled at that. "What's so-AHHHHH!" George screeched as he got yoinked by his waist and put above SapNap's head. "SapNap put me down. Now!" George yelled as SapNap chuckled and spun around the room with George over his head and Dream busting out laughing. Sounding like his normal tea kettle self. "Ahh! Put me down," George stammered as SapNap seemed to lift him higher over his head. "Aww, I wish I was there so I could carry George as well," Dream said, in between his abnormally loud wheezes. Just then, a loud meow was heard through all the giggling, wheezing, and screaming. SapNap finally stopped spinning around and put George on one of his shoulders. "Come here, kitty," SapNap said while bending down to pick up the cat. Which caused another scream from George and him clutching onto SapNap for dear life. And Dream wheezing his literal ass (bad word) off. "Okay, let's start making breakfast then," SapNap said, lifting George over his head and back on the floor. "How are you so strong?" George said, tilting his head to the side a bit. "Duh, I play Minecraft all day," SapNap said, as George punched him in the chest lightly. "Anyway, what you like to make first?" George questioned the two. "Whatever takes the longest, so maybe start with slicing an avocado," SapNap said as he threw an avocado over to George. Once George had cut the avocado and taken off the black part. After that, he felt hands on his hips. "SapNap, what are you doing?" George said, still cutting the avocado. "Watching you cut the avocados, why?" SapNap asked, raising one eyebrow. "Okay, Dream, can you play a song for us while we make breakfast?" George asked. The dream quickly shook his head yes and got out his guitar. "I was scared of dentists and the dark," Dream began. While George was still cutting the avocados. "I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations," George sang while smiling. "Oh, all my friends are turning green," SapNap sang as he and George were swaying from one side to the other. "You're the magician's assistant in their dreams," Dream sang and quickly said, "In me?" Causing the other two to chuckle. "Oh, Oh, and they come unstuck," George sang. "Lady, running down to the riptide, Taken away to the dark side, I wanna be your left-hand man, I love you when you're singing that song and, I got a lump in my throat 'cause, You're gonna sing the words wrong," They all sang in unison. "Is this movie that I think you'll like," SapNap sang, smiling."This guy decides to quit his job and heads to New York City," Dream sang, looking down at his guitar. "This cowboy's running from himself," Nick sang, putting the bread in the toaster. "And she's been living on the highest shelf," George sang, as he started the eggs."Oh, Oh and they come unstuck, Lady, running down to the riptide, Taken away to the dark side, I wanna be your left hand man, I love you when you're singing that song and, I got a lump in my throat 'cause, You're gonna sing the words wrong, I just wanna, I just wanna know, If you're gonna, if you're gonna stay, I just gotta, I just gotta know, i can't have it, I can't have it any other way, I swear she's destined for the screen, Closest thing to Michelle Pfeiffer that you've ever seen, oh Lady, running down to the riptide, Taken away to the dark side, I wanna be your left hand man, I love you when you're singing that song and, I got a lump in my throat 'cause, You're gonna sing the words wrong, Oh lady, running down to the riptide, Taken away to the dark side, I wanna be your left hand man, I love you when you're singing that song and, I got a lump in my throat 'cause, You're gonna sing the words wrong, Oh lady, running down to the riptide, Taken away to the dark side, I wanna be your left hand man, I love you when you're singing that song and, I got a lump in my throat 'cause, You're gonna sing the words wrong, I got a lump in my throat because you're gonna sing the words wrong,"They all sang together in harmony. "That was amazing; well, breakfast is done. So let's eat," George said, with a smile and a giggle. The other two agree with him.

And just like that, the two cowboys and the British person who doesn't drink tea ate their breakfasts on call and sang more songs. I hope you enjoyed this edited version.

Ya, that's about it. If anybody reads this, you request if you want. Bye, and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well, and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful, intelligent little muffin, and I hope you have a fantastic day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.