Dream Team Oneshots

You'll Never Have To Be Alone

This whole thing just deleted and I literally quit writing fanfic because it was 1750 words, but I just reset the page eight times and it came back. Yall wouldn't have got your abuse chapter of the month lol. The funniest thing to me is if someone was pretending to be me on Tik Tok or something, that would be so funny. Oh god (this is your chance to pretend and be me-sorry enjoy the chapter). 

Okay, I love bottom and top Sapnap so much, so we have bottom Sapnap today and I will spin a wheel to see who comes and saves him. George won, so he is going to come to save Sapnap. Christopher is the shity boyfriend. Okay, so this is an omegaverse and Christopher is Sapnap's abusive boyfriend. They have two kids and one on the way. All of the children were consensual and Christopher got abusive when Sapnap was like two months into his last pregnancy. Christopher proposes to Sapnap in the middle of a whole bunch of people at the park and yeah. I will write this more and yeah, I hope you like it. 

Disclaimer there is abuse in this story and that's about it. I hope you dirty rats like your abuse story. No, you are all beautiful, not rats. 

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

Sapnap gulped as he heard footsteps walk down the stairs. All of his children were right here, so that was his boyfriend, Christopher. They had two kids and one on the way, all under the age of five. Dream was five and Technoblade was two. They couldn't quite grab the concept of how bad their father actually was, but Dream sort of understood and so did Techno. 

"Where's my food?" Christopher asked as he walked into the kitchen. Sapnap gulped and put his head down. He gave him the pancakes and coffee he had made for them. Christopher smacked the plate out of Sapnaps hand and Sapnap watched all of his hard work go down the drain. 

"I don't fucking want pancakes," Christopher spat as he snatched the coffee out of Sapnap's hand. Technoblade snatched the floor pancakes and ate them. 

"Uh, what would you want instead, sir?" Sapnap asked nervously. Christopher ignored him and just went to the fridge. 

"Baby please don't eat those off of the floor," Sapnap said as he bent down and picked Technoblade up. 

"No mamma I want more floor pancakes," Technoblade, the gremlin, said as he jumped out of Sapnap's arms and continued to eat more floor pancakes. Sapnap just laughed and picked him up again. Sapnap sat down at the island and sat Technoblade next to him. 

"Make me some fucking food," Christopher said as he threw some stuff at Sapnap. 

"What do you want me to make?" Sapnap asked as he stood up and walked out to the stove. 

"Eggs and you need to lay off the food you are getting fat (be glad your ass is ever still alive)," Christopher said and he walked out of the kitchen. 

"Okay," Sapnap said quietly as he wiped a tear that had fallen from his eye. It's not like he was six months preggo. Christopher you dumb fuck. Sapnap made the eggs and he gave them to Christopher.