Dream Team Oneshots

Door Love

This is a request from my friend and they said "George and Dream going on a date and the two weeks later. George loves someone else. Dream is heartbroken. George them falls in love with a door," Definitely an interesting prompt to say the least. I am writing this on my phone because my sister is hogging all the damn internet and I want to play star stable lol. Anyway, I hope you enjoy whatever this is.

Object sexuality or objectophilia is a form of sexual or romantic attraction focused on particular inanimate objects. Individuals with this attraction may have strong feelings of love and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation. For some, sexual or close emotional relationships with humans are incomprehensible. Some object-sexual individuals also often believe in animism, and sense reciprocation based on the belief that objects have souls, intelligence, and feelings, and are able to communicate.

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Third-person

George sat nervously while he twiddles his thumbs. He was waiting for Dream to get home because he had something to tell him. They had only been dating for a little over a month and he wanted to break up. He had fallen in love with someone else. Well, something else at that matter. George bit his lip nervously. Dream would probably laugh in his face and call him a fool. Hey, it was worth a try. Right? George wasn't too sure about this anymore. He truly had fallen in love with an inanimate object. And it was in his soon-to-be ex-boyfriend's possession. Maybe he could just ask-. George's thoughts were interrupted by the front door opening. George felt his world spin upside down and around. He still loved Dream he really did. He just felt more attached and attracted to his boyfriend's bedroom door. This keeps getting weirder the longer I write, but I'll manage lol."Maybe he will understand?" George said as he tried to reason with himself. It was no use his boyfriend would think he's a weirdo. "Good afternoon baby," Dream said as he snapped his fingers in front of George's face, so he would come back to the real world. George quickly shook his head. "Oh sorry, what were you saying?" (I am writing this out of spite right now because I really want to play star stable, but I will write people's requests because I am feeling less like an asshole today teehee). "I said good afternoon and where is my hug baby?" Dream said with a laugh as he took off his coat. George got up. "Uh, I have something to tell you," George said as he hugged Dreams side, and Dream pat his back with a smile. "I have something to tell you too," Dream said with a laugh. "You go first," George simply said. "Well, I got you some flowers and some chocolate cake, because a while ago you told me you don't like cheap chocolates that people give their lovers for Valentine's day," Dream said with a smile as he handed both of the items to George. George gulped and he began to feel sick to his stomach. Dream was so nice and he was going to regret doing this so much. "Well tell me what you have to say?" Dream said as he took George and they sat on the couch together. "I am going to feel very bad doing this. Because you are so nice all the damn time and your so handsome and you have a great personality, but Dream. I think we should break up," George said and he felt his stomach drop and he instantly felt like throwing up. "Oh okay...if you don't mind me asking, why would you like to break up? I mean I respect your decisions, but I am actually very curious about why you have decided this?" Dream asked as he looked George in the eyes with a small smile. George felt a wave of relief come over him. Dream was fine with them breaking up, but an ocean full of "I am a stupid bitch, why did I fall in love with a door" came over him. The breaking up with his boyfriend was the easiest part of this whole thing. But telling him why was going to be an absolute nightmare. "Well, I have fallen in love with someone else. Actually something else at that matter," George said quietly and Dream just looked at him confused. "You have fallen in love with something else? Like it is an inanimate object?" Dream asked confusedly. George nodded shyly. "Oh my god! Me too!!" Dream said. "Oh my god. I am in love with your door (I am not writing this correctly, so sorry if I offend anyone)," George said and Dream agreed with him. Now cue the montage. Cue the montage music, which he's happy together, because I don't care. George and Dream are spinning around in a circle with the door that has Dreams face on it. I can't see me lovin' nobody but you for all my life! They continued to spin around and kiss one another. When you're with me, baby the skies'll be blue. "Thank you for understanding," George said with a smile. For all my life. "Anytime," Montage over. 

Staring

The Twink who is in love with a door with his boyfriends face on it-George

The tea kettle who wheezes a lot, who is also in love with the door with his face on it-Dream

A fucking door with dreams face on it-A fucking door with dreams face on it

The story is done. I want to go play star stable, so yeah. I hope you enjoyed whatever this is. Love you all and have a nice day! Toodles!

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.