(argument multiplied by two or argument times two). This is a request. @EatsBallons asked, "👁💧👄💧👁(can you make a part two)?" Of course, I will make a part two, you are one of many people who asked me to make a part two of something today.
In case you forgot, this is what happened last time. "Why would I want to break up with you?" Dream said with a mischievous grin. "I, uh, I don't know, you are probably getting tired of my clumsiness, bad luck, and my nervousness," George said still looking down at his feet. "George, look at me!" Dream said in a calm, yet demanding tone of voice. George looked everywhere but him. "George," Dream said in a "don't test me" tone of voice. George gulped and then looked a Dreams crystal green eyes. "Why would I ever want to break up with you? You are the most beautiful and sweetest guy I know. You are cute, clumsy and you get flustered easily. Not to mention, your scars are hot (George blushes). I want you to never break up with me and I will never break up with you," Dream said as he smiled at George. "Prove it then," George said, pushing Dreams buttons a bit. "Oh sweetheart I will, I will," Dream said as he cornered George. And that is where our story starts. This is about to be like any cliche fanfic, Yaoi, and bl (boys love) you have ever read or watched. Seatbelts everyone! This one is going to be short.
Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.
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"Oh, sweetheart I will," Dream said as he cornered George. George watched Dreams eye raked over his body. Dreams eyes filled with hunger and lust as they met George's eyes. "Um, D-Dream?" George asked, his eyes wide and innocent. "Yes, angel?" Dream says running a hand down the side of George's face. "What are you going to do with me?" George asked in a shy tone of voice as his face became as red as a rose. "Just you wait," Dream said as his eyes trailed down to George's lower half. Dream grabbed both of George's arms and pinned them above his head. (And then they didn't fuck and all of you got clowned). Dream got his free hand and began tickling George sides. "B-Babe, haha haha-," George's statement was interrupted by all his giggling and trying to push Dream off. George's face turned an even brighter red, from laughing and trying to push Dream off of him. "S-stop," George said in between giggles. Despite George's cries for Dream to stop, Dream didn't plan on stopping anytime soon. "Dream, seriously stop, you're making my sides and my stomach hurt (those are the same thing)," George said pushing Dream back a bit. "Oh sorry honey bear, I got a little carried away," Dream said backing off of George and itching the back of his neck. "Your fine sweetie," George said wrapping his arms around Dreams neck. George jumps on to his waist and giggles. Dream puts his hands on the under part of George's thighs to make sure he won't fall. "To the kitchen my abnormally tall soon to be husband!" George said loudly as he pointed towards the kitchen. Dream blushed at the "soon to be husband" part and walked towards the kitchen. The two walked out of their bedroom. They walk past the bathroom. And then passed the storage closet and into the kitchen. There Sapnap sat on the floor, eating everything in their pantry. "Um. Excuse me? What are you doing?" George asks in a questioning tone of voice. Sapnap makes gremlin noises and rubs his hands together in a gremlin-like manner. "Get out?" George said in a questioning tone. Sapnap's gremlin noises continued as he shimmied his way out the door. "How long has he been there?" George says kissing Dreams forehead. "I am not sure," Dream says laughing. Dream places George on the counter near the stove and goes to get eggs from the fridge. "Oh, daddy Dream is finally cooking," George said in a sarcastic tone of voice. Dream just laughed. He knew he never cooked for George, so what better way to turn a new leaf and make him some breakfast. "Yep, for once I know," Dream says turning on the burner and putting butter in the pan. "Wait hold on," Dream says with a smirk. Dream takes off his shirt and flings it off to the slide. George covers his eyes with his hands. "Haha, babe, you have seen me with my shirt (I am back, I went to go watch gay TikToks for forty-three minutes) off all the time. Why are you shy now?" Dream asked putting a hand on one of George's thighs. "I, I don't know, you just look hotter in the kitchen?" George said blushing. "Thank you buttercup," Dream said with a wink. Dream went to go tend to the fire, but then the butter popped on him and burnt him. "Ahhhhhhh," Dream screamed as he ran to stick himself in the sink. "And that's why I cook," George said with a smile.
And that's where the story ends. It is like twelve in the morning and I am sleepy as hell. Rumor has it George helped his 6"3 boyfriend recover from a speck of butter popping on him and SapNap came back and ate all the food in the fridge as well.
Ya, that's about it. If anybody reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.
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Dream Team Oneshots
FanficMe like the dream team. That's about it. You can request if you want if anyone reads this. It's just homies being homies, nothing else. I don't want them to get together, I just want to portray their cute friendship. No bottom Dre unless you give me...