Dream Team Oneshots

Assassination

George's getting ready to blow Dreams brains out. That's the story. George is hella confident in this one, so enjoy this.

Disclaimer there are guns. Uh no duh. It is literally called assassination. But there are no deaths because that's too much for me to write. I am lazy. Don't kill people in real life or anywhere, because you know that's kind of illegal. So don't kill people. Anway much love to you all and don't forget you are loved!

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

"Why do I have a blindfold on?" Dream asked. He had his head up and his legs were spread open because he has bad posture. "Because I'm going to blow your brains out," George said as he pulled a gun out of his pocket and he put the gun up to his head. "Why though?" Dream said with a laughed. He was awfully chill for someone who had a gun up to their head. "What do you mean why?!" George said as he stepped on Dream's leg. "Why do I have a gun up to my head?" Dream said as he looked around with the blindfold on. "You're a mafia boss dumb ass," George yelled straight in Dreams face. "Oh right," Dream said as he laughed. "Ugh shut up," George said as he put the gun deeper into Dreams head. "Wow wow can we just talk about this?" Dream asked as he put his tied hands up. "What do you want to talk about? Like I am literally going to kill you. What do you want to talk about?!" George said as he took the gun from Dreams head. "Well I want to see what you look like before you kill me," Dream said with a smile. "Ugh fine," George said as he put his foot down. George went behind him and unblindfolded him. "Phew it was getting hot in here," Dream said as he fanned him with his hands that were now out of the ropes. George looked at him confused as Dream rolled his wrist around. "How?-I, did you get out of the ropes?" George questioned as he looked around. The ropes were nowhere to be seen. "What ropes?" Dream asked, sounding generally confused. (Because I am bored and the story is halfway done, I am going to spice things up. Dream is a demon. As a demon he can make this disappear, he can fly, open portals, teleport (himself, other people with their consent (if he doesn't have consent it won't work) and items) and the only thing that can kill him is a bullet right in his ankle. Don't ask I just thought being shot in the chest would be too basic). George looked a little startled. George just shook the feeling off that Dream wasn't human and he just thought he was going crazy. "Anyway let's talk," George said as he went to go pull up a chair. As he did so he felt the feeling that Dream wasn't a human again. George once again shook it off as him being anxious, because he didn't kill Dream. "Well, how old are you?" George asked the mafia boss. "I'm twenty-three how about you," Dream asked with a smile. George looked at that smiled. It was the same smile he saw the night he had been separated from his family. George went to pull his gun out of his pocket, but it wasn't there. "Nah fuck this I don't need the money that bad," George said as he made a run for the door. "Do I have your consent to move you?" Dream asked and George just said yes not really sure what that meant. George felt himself being lifted off the ground and he felt his legs and feet walking on their own. "Fuck this vodo shit. What the fuck are you?" George said as he fought back against the invisible force taking him. "Your worst nightmare, baby girl (just go with it okay, I have a plot twist coming up in like three to four words)," Dream said as he whispered the last part in George's ear. George's eyes grew wide. He sighed and then began to laugh. "God damnit Clayton you idiot," George said as he hugged the taller man. They were boyfriends in the kindergarten and Dream always thought George was a thrill, so yeah. And his kindergarten mind knew George was younger than him so he called George baby at first. And since his name started with a g, Dream combined g and thrilled and for some reason got girl. He was a kindergartener who could spell so just give him the benefit of the doubt. That's where the nickname baby girl came from. In the second grade, George had left the school abruptly and it had been Dreams mission ever since to find his kindergarten boyfriend. And here they are now. After eighteen years they had finally seen one another again. "Ouch," Dream said as he rubbed the mark George had left from slapping him. "What was that for?" Dream asked with a laugh as he sat back in the chair. "It was for you not stopping me from blowing your brains out," George said sassily. "I'm a demon, I wasn't worried," Dream said with a smile. "Oh right, well come on. Let's catch up," George said with a smile as they walked hand in hand out of the room in an alleyway.

I don't even know what that plot twist was, but this was fun to write. I hope you all enjoyed it! Give me a request. I want them, they are so fun to do. Anyway, I love you all and I hope you all stay safe during these times and your all beautiful! Toodles!

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.