Dream Team Oneshots

Stressful

SapNap classifies as a 3-5-year-old, so I clicked on that for the story lol. 

I don't know why I don't take a screenshot instead of writing the prompts, but whatever. If you request something, please put the word request in the request, so it's easier for me to find in my emails lol. It's almost Christmas, so I am rushing a lot of these. If you request one sort of late at night and I probably am I already sleep, because of my sort of fuck up sleep schedule. I am still taking requests, so don't hold back. And if you want you can request one for new years, because I don't have a prompt for that yet. Anyway onto the request. This a request from @romanangst2020 and they said "If I have already requested and you have done it you don't have to do this one. Sapnap got home from a stressful day of college and momnotfound and dreamisconcered asked him if he was okay, but Sapnap said he was fine, but momnotfound said he was not and told him to go to bed, but Sapnap said no so dreamisconcered and momnotfound force him into his bed to sleep so he did. Again you don't have to do this. I hope you have a  good day/night," Thank you for the request. This one might be a kind of short because I am going to lunch with my dad soon and I want to get this out before that. It's been like three days, I'm lazy sorry.

Hi, welcome this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.

Third-person

It was the last day of school until winter break for Sapnap and he was stressed. He had like two assignments to do and three hours left until school ends and the grades for that semester are due. Sapnap had been putting these two assignments off and he meant to do them last night, but he fell asleep. Now he had to his last project of the semester and a math worksheet that the substitute gave him. SapNap sat at a bench and began to work on math. The math was easy, so he did it first, and then he planned to do his Spanish project last. (I am looking up math you do and in college and tell me why I did this in the seventh grade. I found a sheet and we are going to do all twenty of them because I don't have anything better to do on Christmas eve lol). "Question one, Simplify 9log9(4)," Sapnap read to himself. The answers were either three, four, nine, or eighty-one. Sapnap filled in the bubble b, which was number four. "Question two, simplify 3log3(-5). Why do these look so damn strange?" SapNap questioned to himself. SapNap just shrugged his shoulders and filled in the letter d, which was undefined. "If f(x) = -2x2 + 8x - 4, which of the following is true?" SapNap read to himself once more. SapNap filled in the letter d on his paper, f is not a one to one function. (I do too much for these fanfics lol). "If f(x) = 5 - 2x, then f-1(- 3)," Sapnap read aloud. He thought about it for a bit and then he circled the letter c, which was positive three. Then he went on to number five. "If logx(3) = 1/4, then x =. Why cant they do this themselves?" Sapnap yells to himself as he rolls his eyes. Thank god everyone was in their classes and Sapnap was sat outside because he had a free period for one hour and thirty minutes. SapNap filled in the letter a, which was eighty-one, and then he went on to the next one. "If f(x) = -x2 + 1, then f(x + 1) =," Sapnap said as he read the problem over several times. He then filled in bubble b and that was -x2 - 2x. "Number seven next, uh, If f(x) = x - 4, then (fof)(3) = =," Sapnap said as he looked at the multiple answers on the sheet. He filled in the letter c, which was negative five. Sapnap continues to do the next problems and most of them were easy, so he flew through them. "Let f(x) = x2 + 2x + 4. Which of the following statements is NOT true?" SapNap read aloud once more. He then filled the letter a, which was f(x) has a maximum value. SapNap smiled as he finished. That only took twenty minutes, so he still had time to do his project that he had been holding off. SapNap left his stuff where it was and ran to Mrs. Marie's class to turn in his assignment. (No ronies, because I am too lazy to write about them). "Good evening Sapnap, why are you here?" Mrs. Marie said as she looked up from her grading. "To give this to you," Sapnap says as he handed her his work. "Thank you for getting it in twenty minutes before it was due," She said with a smile as he Sapnap booked it out of the class because he didn't want his stuff to get taken. SapNap sat back down at his table and pulled out his trifold board (those things that have three board things in one, I don't know how to explain it, so just look it up if you don't know what it looks like). Sapnap had to write a few facts about Frida Kahlo and then he was done with school for the day. (Bold is what he is writing on the trifold board thing by the way)She is known as Frida Kahlo, but her birth name was a little longer. What was her full birth name? Magdalena Carmen Frieda Kahlo y Calderón. Frida Kahlo was born Magdalena Carmen Frieda Kahlo y Calderón on July 6, 1907. The name Frieda comes from the German word Friede, which means peace. She dropped the e from her name around 1935 and subsequently became known as Frida. "Um, what else do I write about?" SapNap thought to himself as he decorated the text rainbow and other cool colors and with stickers. Frida Kahlo changed her date of birth on her birth certificate. What did she change it to? July 7, 1910. She gave her birth date as July 7, 1910, but her birth certificate shows July 6, 1907. SapNap wrote that on the same side of the trifold board as the other question. SapNap put some glue around the edges and began to throw glitter at the glue. "Beautiful," He said to himself. Following a horrible accident in 1925, Frida Kahlo was left with many injuries and much pain, that tormented her throughout her whole life. What long-time effect did her injuries have? She had to terminate all her pregnancies.In September 1925, Frida suffered massive injuries when the bus she was riding in crashed with a car. Among her injuries were a broken spinal column, a broken collarbone, and a broken pelvis, as well as injuries in her abdomen and uterus. Frida had many surgeries and for the most part recovered from her injuries, even though she was still in pain from time to time. Her injuries, however, did not allow her to become a mother, and she had to terminate all three of her pregnancies. SapNap wrote down more facts about Frida that were enough to fill up the board with plenty of questions and answers. George had helped him with his project and he drew Frida Kahlo in the middle of the board and it actually looked good. SapNap added some more glitter, just because he kind of hated his Spanish teacher because he would always pick on Sapnap because he didn't know how to pronounce a lot of things. Of course, Sapnap didn't want any actual harm done to the teacher, he just wanted to teacher to remember him. So he put extra glitter and closed the board up. The teacher would open it and get glitter everywhere. Sapnap silently snickered to himself as he ran to his Spanish teacher. He quickly handed him the board and ran. "SAPNAP!" He heard his teacher yell as Sapnap ran off and grabbed all of his stuff out of his locker and put it in his backpack. "I'll see you next semester," He said as he waved to the lunch ladies and they waved back. SapNap didn't have many friends, so he made friends with the lunch ladies and that's why they were the only ones he said bye to. SapNap got on the bus and he was off to his house. 

Time skip to at seven in the nighttime Sapnap got home. Time skip brought to you by this pointlessly long story. Time skip also brought to you by this store coming to an end very soon. 

The bus had broken down and it began to rain. So Sapnap had to walk home in the rain, in shorts and a t-shirt. His day was already very stressful and this just made it worse. And of course to make everything better Dream and George had to bombard him with so many questions. "I told you I am fine, now stop asking me," Sapnap snapped as he put his bag down and went to go upstairs. "We know you aren't fine. Why don't you just take a shower and then go to bed you seem exhausted?" George said as he walked after Sapnap. "No I am not going to sleep," Sapnap said as he went into his room. Dream and George went after him and got him into some dry clothes and put him in the bed. "I don't want to go to bed," Sapnap said with a pout as he tried to get up. It was no use. Dream was lying on top of Sapnap, so there was no way he could get up. "Stort time. I will begin now. Before time was time, there was a Great Hill. And on the Great Hill there lived the Yolks. The Yolks spent their entire lives climbing the Great Hill, trying to reach the top. Some Yolks climbed fast. Some Yolks climbed slowly. One Yolk in particular was a very slow climber. He was different than the rest of the Yolks. When he climbed, all the other Yolks passed him. It was hard for him to watch them pass by. He felt like the worst climber in the world. Some Yolks made fun of him as they passed. Others didn't. Some Yolks wanted to help him climb but he didn't let them. It was hard for him to climb. It was even harder when it rained because the ground got slippery. Sometimes it seemed like it was only raining on him. But it wasn't. There were times when he felt like he wasn't moving at all. But he was. Then one day he met another Yolk who climbed even slower than he did. He helped the slower Yolk climb."Thank You," said the slower Yolk. "You're Welcome," said the slow Yolk, "I can't be of much help to anyone else since I climb so slowly." Slowly?" asked the slower Yolk."Well yes. I watch other Yolks pass me all the time." "I do not know if you are slow or fast, but I do know that you helped me and that you are still climbing."The slow Yolk said goodbye to the slower Yolk, and kept climbing."Still climbing," he thought to himself."That is true."And he smiled. So the Yolk kept climbing. He climbed when it was nice out, he climbed when it rained, and he even climbed when it snowed. As he kept climbing he got better and better. Sometimes he would pass other Yolks and sometimes they would pass him. He had stopped paying attention. He also noticed that some Yolks were no longer climbing. When a yolk stops climbing it stays where it is. Some Yolks stop climbing because they are happy with how far they have gone. Others stop climbing because they don't want to climb anymore. The Yolks that had stopped climbing did not like to be passed, and they made it harder to get by. But the Yolk kept climbing, right over them! There were still times when the Yolk thought he was climbing an impossible hill, but he kept climbing. Always, always, climbing. Do you think he made the top?" George had finished the story and both Sapnap and Dream were asleep. "Goodnight my children," George said as he kissed their foreheads and the George fell asleep. 

I hope this was what you were looking for. This took not that long, but the story is kind of long, but whatever. Merry Christmas to those who are in time zones and it's already Christmas and merry Christmas eve. And a merry day or whatever you celebrate. Anyways toodles and I have a nice day!

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.