Dream Team Oneshots

The Bee Movie, But It's Summarized And Even More Strange

And a quick thank you to all of you. Thank you for all the nice comments, I really appreciate it and it makes me really happy to see that everyone is enjoying my stories. Anyway stay safe and have a fun time reading whatever this is lol. And sadly my sad ass story streak has come to an end. 

This is a request. @MF35903 and they said "Yo I've requested before but I honestly love your writing and how it comes so naturally to you. So this is a request but you obviously don't have to do it if you don't want to or are busy. But I mean here it is anyway. I was sitting on the couch when I thought 'the bee movie was really odd with the girl and the bee having feeling and such for each other, but what if the bee and girl were Dream and George? XD'. So that's kinda it. Like George finds Dream the bee or something and they get along xD. I can't even cause it sounds so funny. Again you don't have to do this but I mean it's there if you want. Okay lol. So this bee was exploring the outside world and stumbled into a person's house. Pretty much it was a woman and her boyfriend's house and the boyfriend tried to kill the bee but the girl wouldn't let him. Eventually, the boyfriend became really jealous and tried to kill the bee behind the girl's back but she caught him and kicked him out xD. Then the bee and the girl started dating and such, and the boyfriend was all jealous. Oh, and the girl and bee ran a flower shop in the end and that's pretty much the rundown. It's a pretty weird but good movie xD," Bear with me I have never watched the movie because I thought it was fucking strange, but anyway. Let's get started. 

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Third-person

"Why is there a bee with a face on it in the house?" Sapnap, George's boyfriend, asked confusedly. "I don't know, just leave it alone. It won't hurt you as long as you don't hurt it," George said as he went back to reading his book. George's request went right over Sapnaps head and Sapnap continued to look at the bee. "Buzz buzz bitch," The bee said as it began to circle Sapnap. "Fuck that. George, can you come save me by any chance?" Sapnap asked as he ran to stand behind George. This bee was definitely on something and it was scaring Sapnap. George stood up. "You're crazy. It's just a cute bee with a flower crown," George said as he held his finger out for the bee to land on. "Arent you a little cutie?" George said as he pets the bee and Sapnap just looks in horror. "Yes. I am," The bee says and George just continues to pet it. Sapnap shook his head and rubbed his temples. "Please get that bee out of the house," Sapnap says. "It can leave when it wants. I will put it right in these flowers. If you even think about touching this little cutie you will be banished to the underworld," George said and then he went to move the chair and table to where the bee was, so they could talk. Sapnap just shook his head and went to go wash dishes. He was going to get that bee out of the house no matter what. The bee was pretty damn big and George hadn't even noticed. It was almost the size of his hand (now that's fucking scary). "What's your name?" George asked the bee as he put a flower on the table, so the bee could sit with him. "I'm Dream. The bee," Dream says and George nods. "Well I am George and that's my boyfriend," George says as he points to Sapnap, and Dream nods. The two of them talked for a while. Turns out Dream was abnormally large because he in the wrong world. He was meant to be a bee in a game called Minecraft, but instead, he is here. (Yes, Dream is a Minecraft bee, what are you going to do about it). A few weeks went by and Dream started living with Sapnap and George in their house. George fed him lots of honey and just basically everything, so this mother fuck was huge now. Probably the size of your face or something, but this bee was huge. Sapnap smiled. He had a plan. George had just stepped out for a minute to get more flowers and food for Dream, so Sapnap was gonna strike. He got a fly swatter and looked for the giant bee. "Good morning Sapnap," Dream said with a smile. He had a crown on his head and a little cap. Sapnap began to fucking swat at the bee-like there was no tomorrow. Dream just looked at him confused. "That swatter is not even 1/4 of me, what is that gonna do?" Dream asked confusedly and Sapnap just continued to swat at him. Just then the door opened and there George stood and he looked in horror as his boyfriend swatted at his bee. "Hey! Hey! Stop that," George says as he takes the swatter out of his hand. "It's not what it looks like," Sapnap said. "Get out. We are done. How dare you hurt my sexy ass Minecraft bee," George says as he swats Sapnap with the fly swatter until he was out of the door. George locked the door and then he went to make sure his bee was okay. "Are you okay?" George asked Dream and Dream nodded. "Oh thank god. Here are some flowers," George says as he hands Dream some flowers to eat. Usually, bees didn't eat the flowers, but Dream was different he eats everything. That's why he is so damn big. As the day went on Dream grew and grew and grew. Dream grew overnight and whenever he was fed, so he was gigantic now. Dream weighed almost like 150 pounds, this mother fucker was so big. And since Dream could technically pass as a human George and Dream started dating. "We should totally go to a flower shop and have a little date there. (When Dream stays in one place he just floats like the ender dragon breathing or something). Ooo and you can wear a little dress and we can match!" George said with a smile and Dream nodded. "That would be cool," He said and George quickly went in his closet and came out with a toddler's outfit. It was a white dress with flowers on it. Dream just looked at him confused. "Stay still and don't sting me," George said as he came to Dream with the dress. Dream had stung George a couple of times by accident. George got scared the first time, because he thought the bee would die, but turns out Dream has been fed some much damn food, this mother fuck became technoblade, he never dies. George put the dress on Dream and put the holes where your arms go over his stick arms and his wings. And the dress just hanged on him and it looked cute. "Do you want to put a flower crown on or do you just want to keep the yellow crown on?" George asked with a smile as he put on a dress very similar to Dreams. "I will take a flower crown," Dream said and George took off the crown and traded it for a flower crown. George brushed his own hair and put on a flower crown. "Ya like jazz," Dream said, sorry I had to do it. "Let's go now," George says and the two of them go to the flower store. George gave Dream a few flowers to tie him over, so he won't eat the whole damn flower shop. They walk in and they get a few stares. Because a twenty-four-year-old man who looks like he's eight was wearing a dress and it was matching with a bee's dress. And the bee was about as big as two heads next to each other. That would be a very strange sight to see. Especially if the bee was square, just like Dream. George buys some flowers and the two of them sit outside and talk. "Thank you for taking me in George," Dream says with a smile. "You're very welcome. Come on. Let's go build you a home, so you don't have to sleep on my nightstand anymore," George said and the two of them walked and flew into the sunset. 

That was funny. Pretty strange. That's not how the bee movie was actually, but I don't care it was funny. Have a nice day and I hope this was what you are looking for. Anyways have a nice day a bee awesome, hahaha I'm so funny hahaha. Sorry, for the mistakes I'm lazy, and it's early in the morning. Toodles!

Ya, that's about it. If anybody actually reads this, you request if you want. Bye and always remember this is a safe place for you to be yourself and love who you are. So I hope you have slept well, eaten enough today, staying hydrated, and getting enough time outside. This is now your happy place. If someone ever reads this, tell me how your day was. Well and another daily reminder that you are a beautiful smart little muffin and I hope you have a wonderful day/night or evening, whatever you prefer. And feel free to request if you want. But I only do fluff, because my heart can't take pain right now. /) have a nice day and stay safely hydrated.