It's been awhile since I've done one of these.
Ai: You lied?
Syo: I may have.
Ai: You may have, or you did?
Syo: I may have did.
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Ren: If global warming was a person, it would be you.
Haruka(When she has just had enough): What, worsening day by day while getting ignored simultaneously by millions of people for the sake of their own happiness and peace?
Ren: I was going to say hot, but um...
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Yamato: Allow me. Locks are my specialty.
Yamato: (Throws a brick through the window)
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Masato: It costs ¥0 to keep rude comments to yourself.
Ranmaru: It also costs ¥0 to say them out loud, so I'm good.
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Ren: I know I've been talking about little lamb all morning, but another thing I love about my lady is she just gets me.
Ranmaru: Can she come get you right now?
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Nagi: How long does your ideal hug last?
Shion: 32 to 45 minutes.
Nagi: That's way too long!
Shion: You said ideal, not realistic.
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Eiji: What part of your morning takes the longest?
Shion: Deciding to get up.
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Van: Things I want: snuggles.
Van: Things I got: struggles.
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Camus: Do I need to repeat myself?
Ai: No need, I ignored you just fine the first time.
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Otoya: And what if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Ren: The car takes a screenshot.
Masato: For the last time, get out.
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Tokiya: If you've got any questions, just ask.
Otoya: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Tokiya: ...
Tokiya: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.
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Nagi: Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?
Shion from the closet: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.
Nagi: Literally all you had to do was say no.
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Natsuki: Hey, don't know if you noticed, but I slipped a little note in your lunch to say how much I love you!
Haruka: Oh that's really sweet-
Haruka, holding up a paper that reaches the floor: This is not a little note.
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Uta no prince sama x reader Oneshots
FanfictionOneshots for you to enjoy. Picture not mine. Anime not mine, the anime belongs to Broccoli. Characters not mine. I OWN NOTHING I write the oneshots but they have probably been inspired by other works I've read. Enjoy!
