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Haruka: Welcome to another episode of 'This Sounds Like It Should Be A Fever Dream.' And it certainly should be a fever dream.
Haruka: But it is, in fact, my life
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Haruka: I work hard at my job but I suspect I'm purely decorative.
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Eiichi: You lost a lot of blood and passed out, what do you remember?
Nagi: I remember the ambulance ride here.
Eiichi: There was no ambulance, I drove.
Nagi: Then what was the siren I was hearing?
Shion: Listen. I was worried.
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Van: Nagi went to therapy today.
Eiichi: Oh, good. How did it go?
Van: His therapist had to call a therapist.
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Haruka: [thinking aloud] If you took a shot for each mistake you made, what state would you be at?
Ai: Sober
Tokiya: A little tipsy
Ren: Drunk
Van: Wasted
Ittoki, Shion, Reiji(Any of the self doubting boys): Dead
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Ittoki: Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
Ren: All the time. When you look this good, you get used to it.
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Ranmaru: I am a complex person with complex emotions like, "tired", and "food, and even the rarer third emotion, "gun"
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Nagi: I have an idea.
Nagi: But I need your permission
Ai: Why do you need My permission?
Nagi: Because if I mess it up, I don't want it to be just my fault.
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Ranmaru: I'm going to bed
Reiji: But it's noon
Ranmaru: [laying down in the middle of a back alley]
Ranmaru: Time isn't real
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Nagi: *To Haruka* So what is it like to marry someone way, way out of your league?
Shion: *without missing a beat* Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy
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Reiji: But Ai-Ai what you're doing is dangerous.
Ai: I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the "g" in "lasagna"
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Cecil: Do you think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Syo: You're a hazard to society
Camus: And a coward, do 20
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Raging Otori: When you feel safe, please remember that I'm out there
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