(Quotes not mine)
Haruka: I like you. Do you like me?
Camus: No.
Haruka: :(
Camus: You never asked if I loved you.
Haruka: Awwwww, do you love me?
Camus: No.
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Haruka: Love you too!
Ai: Too late.
Haruka: You texted me at 2:38, I replied at 2:40
Ai: What the hell were you doing at 2:39.
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Reiji: It's the inside that matters, not the outside.
Camus: Really? Give me an example.
Reiji: Refrigerator
Camus: Makes sense.
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Ranmaru: Lowest I'll take is 700$
Reiji: 200$?
Ranmaru: Sure why not
Reiji: Cool, so where do you want to meet?
Ranmaru: 101 in main Burlington in about 10 min.
Reiji: Sounds good.
Hey, I'm here.
Ranmaru: Cool, head inside.
Reiji: Into the comedy club?
Ranmaru: Yeah. Then go up on stage and tell your jokes to someone else.
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Reiji: Did you finish loading the car up? Everything fit?
Ittoki: Almost. I ran out of space so I strapped your grandma to the roof. That cool?
Er, I mean guitars. Fail. Sorry.
Reiji: Too bad. I'm sure Grandma would've loved the feeling of the wind thru her hair.
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Reiji: Just watched the news.
Weatherman says to prepare for flamingos this weekend.
Ittoki: Oh no! Anything but the flamingos
Reiji: Ha! Flooding. This phone's so silly.
Ittoki: That's a relief. I was unsure how to prepare for the bird invasion.
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Ranmaru: When life gives you lemons.
Squirt them in peoples eyes.
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Nagi: I just watched an awesome movie!
Van: What is it about?
Nagi: The wife's brutally killed by a cold-blooded killer and the son gets really hurt. Then there's a twist and the son gets kidnapped.
The father then begins a quest to find and save his son, with the help of a mentally ill female.
Van: Wow, I wanna watch that. What is it called?
Nagi: Finding Nemo :)
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Haruka: Camus asked me out!!!
Tomochika: Oh my gosh, When???
Haruka: Just now!!! we have a date for February 30th!!!
Tomochika: Haruka....there....is no February 30th....
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Tomo-chan: Yes or no to hanging out today.
Haruka: I can't today, I have to finish some aarons.
Tomo-chan: Who is Aaron?
And why is there more than one Aaron?
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(A bit dark)(If Ranmaru was a child)
Reiji: That's for watching him on such short notice. How did it go?
Masato: To be honest, not well....
Reiji: Oh? What happened?
Masato: Ranmaru looked through my phone and found out I was dating someone, then started singing: Masa and Haru sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G....first comes love. Then comes marriage, then comes an abrupt, tragic, miscarriage....first comes blame, then comes despair, 2 hearts broken beyond repair.....D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Reiji-BAHAHA! oh you gotta love him.
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Reiji: I'm going to go stand outside. So if anyone asks, tell them I'm outstanding.
Ai: I don't think anyone cares.
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Ren: What are you doing?
Haruka: laying in bed.
Ren: Mmm.....Just laying in bed? Nothing else...?
Haruka: I'm eating cereal.
Ren: Hahaha Nice.
What would you do if I was in bed next to you?
Haruka: eat my cereal.
Ren: Lol I mean if the cereal wasn't there.
Haruka: Then I'd get out of bed and go get cereal.
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Reiji: What up?
Ai: The sky.
Reiji: What do you mean?
Ai: You asked me what's up.
Reiji: Haha You're such a dumb *ss
Ai: Dumb*ss*
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Ittoki: I hit a tree.
Reiji: WHAT?
Are you okay?
Or should I say oaky?
Haha
Sorry
But actually
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Syo: How much would a trip to Spain cost?
Ai: It depends on where you live. For example, if you life in Spain, it's free.
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That's all for this part. I'm trying to make them longer. I hope you enjoyed! Request's are always open! Thank you so much for reading. Bye-Bye
~Babyhibunny
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