Uta no prince sama x reader Oneshots

Incorrect Utapri Quotes

I hope you enjoy! Be sure to tell me what you think. *Quotes not mine, I just put them with a character* (Bad words ahead, I apologize.)

Nagi: It's okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste.

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Tokiya: Ai was here, wasn't he?

Ranmaru: Yeah, why?

Tokiya: The candy is organized by color again.

Ranmaru: Dammit Ai.

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Ranmaru: Any plans for tonight?

Masato: No.

Ranmaru:  Loser.

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Cecil: Hey this is my new number!

Otoya: Oh you got a new phone too?

Cecil: Yeah I have :D

Otoya: What happened to the other one?

Cecil: I put it on airplane mode and threw it up in the air.....Worst transformer ever :(

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Van: I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later.

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(If Camus was a child)

Camus: *hits Reiji's foot with a toy car*

Reiji: What do you say?

Camus: Move peasant.

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Syo: *rubs his head*

Ren: Whats wrong ochibi-chan?

Syo: I think I pulled a brain muscle.

Ren: Brains don't have muscles.

Syo: Maybe yours doesn't.

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Ittoki: I'm sad.

Reiji: Why?

Ittoki: Dogs can't see rainbows.

Reiji: Now I'm sad too :'(

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Ryuya: [holding a newborn baby]

You were this small when you were born.

Yamato: No I wasn't

Ryuya: I was there.

Yamato: So was I.

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Ittoki: Can I throw a party here tomorrow?

Ren: H*LL YES

wait I meant H*LL YES

H*LL YES

Ranmaru: what he meant was WHERE THE B*TCHES AT.

Ren: H*LL YES

Ittoki: Thanks you guys

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Reiji: Wanna go somewhere?

Ranmaru: Sure, where do you want to go.

Reiji: where do you want to go?

Ranmaru: I'm going to sleep, bye.

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Me: You are living, you occupy space, you have mass. YOU MATTER.

Ittoki: Yeah!

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Yamato: Some people just need a high five.

In the face

With a chair

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Masato: When your children are teenagers, it is important to have a dog. So somebody in the house Is happy to see you.

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Camus: The world would be so much better if everyone took a chill pill.

It would be even better is some choked on it.

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Every background student in Utapri: I may be a potato now, but one day I'll be fries and you'll want me then.

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Eiichi: My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen, and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

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Ranmaru: I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get Camus to go swimming.

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Ren: There are three kinds of people in this world. Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.

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Shion: I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, & the wall gets in the way.

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Ranmaru: Don't break anyone's heart, they only have one.

Break their bones, they have 206.

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Ren: Call an ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.

Haruka: (Grabs his phone) Quick! tell me the password.

Ren: It's okay! I'm feeling better now.

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Masato: What does IDK mean?

Ittoki: I don't know.

Masato: Oh my goodness, nobody knows.

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Reiji: I like you.

Haruka: You're heading directly into the path of danger my friend.

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Ranmaru: I don't know where all this crap about me being a "difficult person" is coming from.

I'm a constant f*cking delight.

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Reiji: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was montzerella.

Ranmaru: Don't ever text me again.

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I hope you liked that. Please tell me if you want more, or if you want to keep it away from my oneshot book. Bye-Bye

~Babyhibunny