(These quotes are not mine. I just put them with the characters.)
Ranmaru: Hey guys, you want a tarot reading?
Camus: These are Pokemon cards.
Ranmaru: You get a Bidoof. It means f you.
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Haruka: Ittoki, are you sure you're okay?
Ittoki: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.
Haruka: Are you sure? This morning you asked if you could borrow some to hold your life together.
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Ryuya: For self-defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Ranmaru: Okay.
Reiji: Sure.
Ryuya: If you want to live give me all your money!
Ranmaru: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Reiji: Bold of you to assume I want to live.
Ryuya: ...
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Eiji: Once you've hit rock bottom, the only way you can go is up!
Raging Otori: You underestimate me. I've brought my pickaxe and I'm ready to dig.
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Haruka: If you kill a killer the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Ai: Kill two.
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Nagi: You can't rush perfection.
Ai: I'm not rushing perfection, I'm rushing you.
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Haruka: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Ranmaru: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Nagi: Tackle him.
Eiichi: Dump him.
Ai: Kick him in the shin.
Yamato: NO TO ALL OF THOSE! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Syo: Please don't put yourself in danger.
Haruka: That's exactly what I'm going to do.
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Reiji: What's the easiest way to steal a man's wallet?
Ranmaru: Knife to the throat?
Ai: Gun to his back?
Camus: Poison in his cup?
Reiji: You're all horrible.
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Haruka: Truth or Dare?
Reiji: Truth.
Haruka: How many hours have you slept this week?
Reiji: Dare.
Haruka: Go to sleep.
Reiji: I don't like this game.
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Nagi: Mistakes were made.
Syo: By you.
Nagi: And people got hurt.
Syo: By you!
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Ittoki: How do you ask a girl out?
Ai: Simple. You open the door and say "Get out, you're bothering me."
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Haruka: Would you take a bullet for me?
Ai: If I have time to jump in front of a bullet for you, you have time to move.
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Masato: Are you two dating now?
Ren: Yeah.
Haruka: Yes, we are.
Masato: Why?
Ren: I happen to find Haruka very appealing.
Masato: Oh, I understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong in HER head.
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Haruka: Where are you going?
Nagi: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decided when I get in the car.
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Reiji: We have fun, don't we?
Ai: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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Ren: [sees Haruka] Go tell her she's cute. What's the worse thing that could happen?
Masato: She could hear me.
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Haruka: Do you have a date for Valentine's day?
Ai: Yes, February 14th.
Haruka: I- Never mind...
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Masato: You idiot!
Ren: I'm sure you're right, but why?
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[Loud crashing]
Haruka: What was that:
Shion: My shirt fell.
Haruka: That sounded a lot heavier than a shirt.
Shion: I was in it.
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Reiji: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Ranmaru: Which one? I can't do both.
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Haruka: I was arguing with Satsuki, and in the middle of it, he took of his glasses and said, "I don't want to see you right now."
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This one's a bit on the shorter side. But I hope you still enjoyed it anyway! Bye-Bye
~Babyhibunny
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FanfictionOneshots for you to enjoy. Picture not mine. Anime not mine, the anime belongs to Broccoli. Characters not mine. I OWN NOTHING I write the oneshots but they have probably been inspired by other works I've read. Enjoy!
