(Quotes not mine, I just put them with the character.)
Haruka: Hi, how are you?
Ren: I'm exhausted! Just finished putting up my Haruka-sized stocking next to my Christmas tree... Santa knows what I want for Christmas this year ;)
Haruka: o-o
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Reiji: LETS STEAL CHRISTMAS!
Ai: ...why?
Reiji: I DUNNO, CAUSE WE CAN AND NO ONE COULD STOP US!
Ai: ...how would we even do that...
Reiji: IT'S COOL, I SAW IT IN A MOVIE ONCE!
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Ren: For Christmas I want a Dragon!
Masato: Be more realistic.
Ren: A girlfriend?
Masato: What color dragon do you want?
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Reiji: You're staying for Christmas aren't you?
Camus: Yes, and I'm bringing drugs.
Reiji: Don't you even think about bringing drugs into my house Camus.
Camus: Calm down Kotobuki. I meant I'm bringing dogs.
Reiji: Well why didn't you just say that.
Wait, what?
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Nagi: Christmas is the only time you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of a sock.
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Ren: Be naughty and save Santa the trip. ;)
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Reiji: What kind of music do elves listen to?
Ranmaru: I don't care.
Reiji: Wrap music.
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Nagi: I'm not going outside until the temperature is above my age.
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Ren: Great, the sun is out. Now I can get sunburn and frostbite at the same time.
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Van: If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
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Ranmaru: Can someone tell me where the delete winter button is?
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Masato: Christmas is cancelled. You told Santa you had been good this year...He died laughing.
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Eiichi: Noses are red. Fingers are blue. I'm sick of winter, how about you?
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Thank you so much for reading! It was surprisingly hard to find Christmas-y and winter-y quotes. I hope you enjoyed it anyway! Bye-bye
~Babyhibunny
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