I can't think of any good questions, so I'll make another one of these. :) (None of the quotes are mine, I just put them with a character.)
Syo: Hey
Ai: hey
Syo: How's ur nite going?
Ai: my what?
Syo: Night
Ai: oh ok, goodnight
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Cecil: What sort of awful place is this?
Ai: It's reality.
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Syo: I love Eminem!!
Natsuki: I prefer skittles.
Syo: I mean the rapper not the candy, stupid.
Natsuki: Why would you want to eat the wrapper? That's disgusting.
Syo: *face palm*
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Camus: I wish people were more fluent in silence.
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Ren: I told Haruka she should embrace her mistakes.
She hugged me.
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Ai: Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Van: Dear life, when I said "Can this day get any worse?" It was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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Eiichi: I'm just going to put an "Out of order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.
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Reiji: Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests.
Ranmaru: You don't need any help from me.
Reiji: That's right!
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Tokiya: What makes life so difficult?
Camus: People.
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Ren: Dear math, I'm tired of finding your x. Just move on buddy, she's gone.
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Masato: I think you should play the role of my father.
Ranmaru: I don't want to be your father.
Masato: Perfect you already know your lines.
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Camus: I have feelings for you.
Haruka: You do?
Camus: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
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Ranmaru: I'm not drunk.
Masato: Yes you are.
Ranmaru: I'M NOT DRUNK.
Masato: Then can you tell the time?
Ranmaru: Yes (Turning to the clock) I AM NOT DRUNK.
Masato:.....
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Camus: I want to be the reason you look at your phone and smile.
Then walk into a pole.
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Ranmaru: If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your right hand. Now put it over your mouth.
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Ranmaru: I want to live like a bear.
Eat when I want.
Sleep when I want.
Kill people in the woods when I want.
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Ren: I am yours.
No refunds.
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Haruka: Reiji you're so funny!
Reiji: *brings her to quartet night*
Quartet night: What?
Reiji: Just tell them what you said.
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Reiji: I turned out perfectly fine!
Ai: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Reiji: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!
I hope you enjoyed! I was looking back at my previous questions(so I wouldn't accidentally repeat) and I noticed a lot of spelling mistakes. I didn't fix them, but I would like to apologize. I'm going to keep working on the scenarios, but if you have any requests don't hesitate to comment them. Bye-Bye
~Babyhibunny
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FanfictionOneshots for you to enjoy. Picture not mine. Anime not mine, the anime belongs to Broccoli. Characters not mine. I OWN NOTHING I write the oneshots but they have probably been inspired by other works I've read. Enjoy!
